Holloway's Poop Patrol

08/29/2026

While you grill and chill this Labor Day,
We’re scoopin’ the doo so you can play!
No mess, no stress, your yard stays clean —
‘Cause Jim’s on doo‑ty, he’s the p**p‑scoop machine!So kick back, relax, let the Dobermans grin,
We’ll handle the doodles — you just dive in!
$50 a yard, one happy pup,
Call Jim at (440) 258‑5648 to clean it up!

08/09/2026

Books and backpacks, apples too,
We’re scoopin’ yards for dogs like you!
No more “doo‑ty” in your scene —
We’ll keep your grass school‑drop‑off clean!

08/01/2026

When your pup drops a doodoo and the yard starts lookin’ wild,
Just call up Jim — he’ll scoop it with a grin and a smile!
He’s the summer‑time hero with a bag in his hand,
Turning stinky little landmines into fresh, clean land!

07/07/2026

06/22/2026

Stars, Stripes & Scoops! 💩🎆

Hot dogs sizzle, fireworks fly,
But doggy doodles? Oh my, oh my!
Don’t let your BBQ lose its cheer —
Holloway’s P**p Patrol is here!We’ll scoop the mess, we’ll save the day,
So Dad can grill the stress away!
Clean yards, wagging tails, hooray!
📞 (440) 258‑5648

05/21/2026

Dog drops a doodle, you stroll on past…
Next thing you know, you’re skatin’ the grass.
One slick step, and BOOM — real fast —
You’re starin’ at the sky from your backside blast.

Save your shoes, your pride, your lawn‑day soul —
Call Holloway’s P**p Patrol.
We scoop the yard, keep life on track —
No more whoops‑I‑slipped acrobatics out back.

📞 440‑258‑5648
🐾 Clean yard. Happy pets. Zero wipeouts

05/18/2026

Zippidy‑doo‑da, zippidy‑YARD,
Dogs drop bombs like it’s their full‑time job — HARD.
Your lawn’s a minefield, a dookie display,
You tiptoe around it like “Lord help me today.”

Zippidy‑doo‑da, zippidy‑DEAR,
One wrong step and you’re airborne — P**P ROCKET REAR.
You’re skatin’ on turds, you’re losin’ control,
Time to call in Holloway’s P**p Patrol.

We scoop the p**p, the plops, the piles,
The mystery logs that have been there a while.
We tackle the turds, the stink, the shame,
We’re the cleanup crew with the funniest name.

Your yard’ll be fresh, your shoes will stay clean,
No more “WHAT DID I JUST STEP IN” scenes.
So skip the slip, skip the stink, skip the whole fiasco —
Call Holloway’s crew, we scoop it up FAST, yo.

Zippidy‑doo‑da, zippidy‑DAY,
No more landmines where your kids wanna play.
Sunshine, fresh grass, no p**p in sight —
Holloway’s P**p Patrol gets your yard RIGHT.

05/17/2026

It’s a sunny day, pups zoomin’ like they’re paid,
Droppin’ turds so fresh they should come gift‑wrapped and sprayed.
I’m walkin’ through the grass like a queen, all class…
Then WHOOP — gravity said “NOPE,” and I kissed the grass.

I flew so high NASA tried to track my flight,
Landed on my butt cheeks like a meteorite.
Dogs just waggin’ like, “Dang, that was fast…”
While I’m layin’ there star‑shaped, clutchin’ my ass.

If your yard’s a circus of p**p confetti,
And every step feels like a booby‑trap ready —
Call Holloway’s P**p Patrol, we’re the cleanup crew,
We scoop the doo so YOU don’t go kaboom too.