10/14/2026
A little about the person behind all the dog photos🏕️
I’m Lindsey! I’m 33, a mom to a 12 year old, an animal lover, an overthinker, stubborn as hell, a little too sarcastic and someone whose mouth gets ahead of her brain more often than she’d like to admit. 😂
I talk too much, lose EVERYTHING, repeat myself way too much, forget things unless they’re written in my schedule book (which would probably give most people a heart attack if they opened it), and I’m almost always running around doing 15 things at once (and super late at that.. I’m so sorry, I really am😆😭)
I put things down and never see them again. I actually lost $20 somewhere in ShopRite or the parking lot tonight, so congratulations to whoever found that. 😭😂 Still super upset about that, it was laundry money and I work hard for it.
I’m a last-minute “WAIT, LET’S DO THIS!” kind of person, and unfortunately/fortunately for everyone around me, my son is becoming the exact same way.
I’m a football mom, a chocolate lover, a Tate’s cookie enthusiast and a McDonald’s soda addict. Speaking of McDonald’s, if you’re playing Monopoly, GIVE ME YOUR STUBS!!! 😂🫡
I want to read more books, but for now I still find time for my Nintendo Switch and watching SpongeBob. I’ve watched every season more times than any grown woman probably should, and I quote it constantly. 😂
If it were socially acceptable, I’d live in pajamas, sweats and Snuggies. I’m goofy, a little awkward and finally learning to stop being so shy about it.
I have a huge heart, but sometimes a mouth that doesn’t match it. I love helping people, I love my pets and yours A lot, and I have a really hard time saying no when someone needs me. I’m also the person who needs to be told to slow down, stop talking or sit down for five minutes. 😂
Sean has somehow managed to get me to slow down more than anyone else ever has. I love making him laugh, stealing his food and publicly embarrassing him with my nonsense. The poor guy also gets the full experience of my mood swings. 😂❤️
Ryland, My favorite human, my football player, my little best friend who’s not so little anymore. He’s growing up way too fast and thinks Apple Pay means unlimited vending machine money requests.
Being his mom is my favorite thing I’ve ever done. No matter how busy life gets, he’s always first.
I’m also very open about my past, including my struggles with addiction and my sobriety. I’m not ashamed of where I’ve been. I’ve worked incredibly hard to get where I am today, and that work went far beyond getting sober. I worked my entire ass off to get here.
I make mistakes still 😬, overthink everything, get overwhelmed, lose my belongings often and occasionally have a meltdown over something that could’ve waited until tomorrow. 😂
But something I’ve been thinking about lately is how FAST my days are going by.
I feel like I’m actually living life a bit more fully for myself, and the days aren’t long enough anymore.
Ryland’s growing. Camp is growing. I’m growing. (He’s Squidward, he’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward!) 😬
I’m happy to be here. I’m proud of how far I’ve come, and I’m enjoying being genuine, even if that means being a slightly chaotic, overly emotional, SpongeBob-quoting woman in pajamas who can’t find her keys or phone…Daily 😂❤️
