The Grooming Cottage LLC

05/06/2026

✨ BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING AT The Grooming Cottage ✨

After taking some time to regroup, refresh, and revamp behind the scenes, we are SO excited to officially welcome everyone into this new season with us! 🖤🐾

Spring and summer appointments are NOW OPEN and we are beyond ready to get back to doing what we love most — making your babies look and feel their absolute best. ✂️✨

Over the last few months we’ve worked hard on improving scheduling flow, salon experience, communication, and creating an even better environment for both our clients and their pets. We are stepping into this season stronger, more focused, and more excited than ever before.

To celebrate, we are offering a ✨ SPRING REFRESH SPECIAL ✨ for all appointments booked through the end of this month:

🌸 FREE teeth brushing with every full groom🌸 Returning clients who refer a friend will BOTH receive $10 off their next visit🌸 LIMITED Pawzillian Blowout Deshed Specials now available for all those winter coats and shedding pups 🐾✨🌸 Limited spring/summer spots available

Our Pawzillian Blowout package is PERFECT for heavy shedders needing that deep seasonal reset — including a luxury deshed treatment, deep coat blowout, brush out, and all the extra love to help keep the fur off your furniture and out of your house this spring. ☀️🐶

We cannot thank our loyal clients enough for the love, patience, and support shown to our salon through every season. It truly means more than you know. 🖤

If your pup is needing their warm-weather makeover, deshed, tidy-up, or spa day — now is the perfect time to get on the books before summer fills up fast!

📩 Message us directly to schedule! Or call 678-673-3559 We can’t wait to see all of our furry friends again.

04/30/2026

Hello cottage family here’s a update!!

04/06/2026

Kevin had lots to say about his Friday 💜

Dear Diary and Loyal Peasants,

Easter Weekend Update: mostly just a lot of injustice.

Friday. Not a very Good Friday for me. Mom took us on an early morning drive, pulled into a lovely long driveway with many beautiful horses. Naturally, I assumed I was finally getting my own pet horse.

Wrong.

We were at The Grooming Cottage LLC.

After working countless shifts at the Frito Factory, I was placed in the sling of shame for a nail trim. Highly disrespectful. And to make matters worse… they washed the Frito smell right off my feet. Just erased my hard work like it meant nothing.

I will say… they handled my delicate toe beans with great care. I did appreciate that. But still. The principle.

Later, I was denied entry to Good Friday service in lovely downtown Newnan because, according to management, I “don’t know how to behave.”

Rude. Maybe I wanted to hear about Jesus too.

Saturday. I was swaddled like a newborn infant. Publicly humiliated.

…okay, it was incredibly comfortable and I loved it.

But that is neither here nor there. Tell no one.

Sunday. I awoke filled with hope. Surely the Easter Bunny would recognize my suffering.

Nothing.

Not a chocolate bunny. Not one Cadbury Creme Egg. Not even a single jelly bean. Meanwhile, I have been subjected to viewing images of tiny humans proudly displaying their Easter baskets all day long.

And none for Kevin Weiners.

To make matters worse, I was placed in prison instead of attending church or family Easter dinner. Again. Rude.

Mother’s Day is approaching, and if this woman thinks she is receiving so much as a good vibe from me, she has another thing coming.

The mistreatment is unreal. Happy Easter, Peasants.

—Kevin 🐾🐣🐰