06/13/2017
Today mom gave me a bath. I knew something was up, because she brushed me all over and kept giving me treats. I wasn't complaining... until she brought the water over. Then, I knew I was in for it. Since she gave me treats I decided to sit most of the time she bathed me, but I was under protest. She didn't get my feet very good, but the ground was a little wet. Go figure. She said I turned out whiter than she thought I would. I thought I was going to be hairless the way she kept scrubbing me. I was feeling kind of lonesome without my best friend mud tho, so I immediately stuck my nose in a hole I've been digging. She didn't like it, but she knows I'm just as stubborn as she is so she let it slide. Afterwards, I got more treats. I love treats! Especially bacon and pizza flavor. I guess I take after mom. She wanted to take a picture so I sat real still. She said I was the best girl ever. Well duh! Like she didn't already know that. Then she let me go play. All in all it's been a great morning. Oh, and that's dad's towel. She told me not to tell anyone, but seriously who gossips on social media? She's crazy, but hey she's my mom and I love her anyways. Hope you guys all have a good day! -