The stars of Hollywood Danes

05/13/2026

And to all the breeders that are like this scumbag piece of s**t they’re coming for y’all next this is not the end of what is going on. This is big enough to start doing inspections on kennel sites I hope but the breeders that are just like this as***le they’re coming for you and we all know who you are not all breeders are bad not all breeders are evil but to the ones that are, we know who you are and as a breeding community, we need to stand together and turn these as***les in these animals have done nothing nothing at all and yet people keep abusing them. It needs to end.

05/13/2026

We need to keep him in prison for the rest of his life 

04/05/2026

02/17/2026

Hey everyone!!!! I hope everyone is doing well today and going to get out and enjoy some springtime weather before it gets cold again this weekend!!! I have to work for a few hours and you better believe me and this guy will be out in the sunshine ☀️ Have a great day everyone!!!! And thanks for visiting our page!!!!

01/18/2026

Artemis the blue Great Dane was busted cuddling his favorite stuffed kitty toy, Mr. Whiskers, on the couch. He was literally hugging it, with a drool stain on its head and a goofy grin on his face.

As his human approached, Artemis frantically tried to hide Mr. Whiskers behind his massive body, but his paws kept slipping, and the toy kept popping out. It was like a game of "whack-a-mole" – except the mole was a stuffed cat, and the mallet was Artemis's giant paws.

Finally, the human couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing. "Artemis, you're a 150-pound dog with a stuffed animal obsession... and you're bad at hiding it!"

Artemis looked up, Mr. Whiskers still clutched in his jaws, and gave his human a "who, me?" look that was utterly adorable. The human just shook her head, laughing, and handed Artemis a treat. "You're the best, most ridiculous dog dad ever." 🐾😂

01/11/2026

That big ol’ Great Dane is totally stealing the spotlight (and the bed)! 😂

One night, a massive blue-and‑white Great Dane named Artemis decided the couch was too ordinary for his royal self. He strutted into the bedroom, hopped onto the red sheet, and claimed the whole mattress as his throne. The alarm clock on the nightstand blinked “9:48” like a tiny trumpet announcing his reign. Brutus stretched out, yawned so wide you could see his whole tongue, and made the pillows his royal cushions. The human, trying to sneak back into bed, found herself squeezed onto a tiny sliver of mattress, whispering, “Buddy, you’ve got the whole house—why the bedroom?” Artemis just gave a lazy bark, as if to say, “Because I’m the king of snoozing, and this bed is my kingdom!” The night ended with the dog snoring louder than the alarm could ever be, and the human finally giving up and joining the canine conquest of comfort.

01/09/2026

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