Perfect Insanity Farm

10/13/2026

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10/03/2026

Oh just my kid doing feral farm kid things 🤷🏼‍♀️

You never know what you might observe while driving through charming New Egypt. Here's an image of Parker Hillman checking his horse to ensure it is traffic safe, just off Evergreen Rd., earlier this afternoon. FYI, the horse's name is "Showboat."

09/23/2026

This is Tito.

Is she a nice goat? Yes.
Is she the favorite daughter of one of my favorite does? Also yes.
Is she already bred for a 2026 kid? Yep.

Do I currently want to look at her?
Absolutely fu***ng not. 😂

I don't even have a great reason. Full disclosure: she's a jumper. She's jumped out of every field on my property for all 2 years and 6 months that she's been alive, but today? Today it's pi***ng me off.

I'm sick. I'm cranky. And I think she should belong to someone else.

I fully acknowledge that this is probably just a temporary case of me being irritated, and there is a very strong possibility that in 48 hours I'll be standing in the field talking about how she's actually a really nice goat and wondering why the hell I tried to sell her.

BUT TODAY?
Today, Tito needs to go. 😂

Come get her before my mood improves.
💰 $450 OBO
I'm giving myself a very small window to make this questionable decision before I come to my senses. 😂

09/17/2026

GUYS… IT’S OVER. ❤️

I received a check from the Jackson Township Municipal Court for the remaining balance of the money owed for the expenses of the animals from the Jackson Township neglect case.

After more than a year of caring for these animals, countless conversations, paperwork, expenses, uncertainty, and ultimately having to contact an attorney to pursue reimbursement…

This saga has finally come to an end.

I cannot thank everyone who supported us throughout this enough. To everyone who donated, shared my posts, checked in on me, listened to me vent, stood up gor me, encouraged me, and reminded me to keep going — THANK YOU

But I am VERY happy to finally be able to say…

We’re done. 🥹

Thank you to everyone who stood behind Perfect Insanity Farm through this entire journey.

Now we can finally close this chapter. 🐐🪿🐔❤️

09/16/2026

A long-awaited update. ❤️

After more than a year of caring for the animals involved in the Jackson Township neglect case, I’m happy to share that Jackson Township issued a check today toward the outstanding costs of their care.

When I agreed to help in June of 2025, the intention was to provide temporary care for animals who needed somewhere safe to go. What began as a temporary situation ultimately continued for more than a year, with the day-to-day responsibility and expenses continuing along with it.

There have been a lot of conversations, paperwork, requests, and uncertainty along the way. Eventually, I made the decision to have an attorney to help pursue reimbursement and bring some resolution to the situation.

Today’s payment is an important step in that process, and I’m grateful to finally see some movement.

There are still details being handled through my attorney, my hope is simply that we can continue moving forward and bring this matter to a fair resolution.

Most importantly, throughout all of this, the animals continued to receive the care they needed.

Thank you to everyone who supported Perfect Insanity Farm and encouraged me to keep pushing forward. It truly means a lot. ❤️

One step closer to finally closing this chapter. 🐐🪿🐔

09/16/2026

📢 COURTESY POST 📢
These are nice, young, healthy goaties. If interested, please reach out to me and I will get you in touch with the owner.

Baby Goats Looking for New Homes!

We have 4–5 month old bucklings and doelings looking for their own farms and homesteads.

- Raised on rotated pastures
- Unvaccinated
- No dewormers or routine medications — except for one of the bucklings
- Horns intact — some naturally horned and some naturally polled
- Great potential for breeding herds
- ADGA registration available upon request
-Clean tested herd

We currently have 8 bucklings (2 polled) and 3 doelings available. We focus on raising our goats as naturally as possible, allowing them to thrive on pasture with minimal intervention.
Over the summer they've been occasionally bottle fed (goats milk) and have been around lots of kids and adults. They are really sweet babies.

Upper Freehold, NJ

09/02/2026

08/18/2026

1*M Berman Farm Kenna’s Eclipse
Purebred Alpine • ADGA Registered
DOB: 2/26/2018 • Disbudded
FRIENDLY•EASY TO WORK WITH•GREAT MOM

Looking for a serious milker at a seriously good price? 👀

Kenna is currently in milk and producing approximately 1 gallon per day — about ½ gallon per milking! 🥛

Her 2025 lactation speaks for itself:

🐐 270 days in milk
🥛 2,370 lbs of milk
🧈 97 lbs of butterfat

That’s a proven, productive Alpine doe with the numbers to back her up!

🔥 PRICED TO SELL — SIX HUNDRED

Perfect opportunity for someone looking to add a proven dairy doe to their herd without breaking the bank. THIS ONE WONT LAST!

Clean, tested herd for CL, CAE and Johnes

📍 Located at Perfect Insanity Farm — New Egypt, NJ 08533

08/11/2026

MDGA's Summer Virtual Show results are in!

𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐟 𝐉𝐫. 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 : 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐬
Perfect Insanity T RevonTulet - 1st&4th of 4

𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐟 𝐉𝐫. 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 : 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐬
Perfect Insanity T Sirus Canis - 2nd both judges of 4
Perfect Insanity T Nikaranda - 3rd both judges of 4

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐍𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐫. 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 : 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐬
Perfect insanity FN Tudexo - 5th&6th of 8

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐍𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐫. 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 : 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐬
Cedarvale FMC Ma Cherie Saphir - 11th&14th of 28 Perfect Insanity FN Constellation - 12th&21st of 28 Windyneck Farm Alfredo - 20th&27th of 28
Windyneck Farm Tortellini - 27th&28th of 28

𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐟 𝐒𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 : 𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝟐
GardenViewFarm BWR Travesty - 2nd both judges of 2

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐍𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 : 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐬
Cedarvale FJ Early Morning Mayhem - 4th&5th of 7

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐍𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 : 𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝟐
Perfect Insanity Rogue Moon - 9th&14th of 18
Red Juniper F Decades - 18th&18th of 18

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐍𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 : 𝟐 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝟑
Aislin Fields Wasabi - 3rd&4th of 7

08/08/2026

🐐💕 HOTTIE & MIRABEL ARE AT AGU THIS WEEKEND! 🏡

These two beautiful Nigerian Dwarf girls are out and about looking for their new homes! ❤️

If you've ever thought about adding a couple of sweet goats to your homestead, come swing by AGU today, say hello, give them some love, and see if one (or both 😉) might be the perfect addition to your herd!

They're both super friendly, well cared for, and ready to meet their people. 🤗

✨ Maybe add a little more love — and a lot more personality — to your homestead this weekend! 🐐🏡💕

📍 AGU
Come meet Hottie & Mirabel today!