10/05/2026
๐ โHudson K9 Training Center, Keegan speakingโฆ yes, Iโm the one in charge. No, you may NOT speak to an adult.โ ๐๐พ
Emails? Handled.
Schedules? Overbooked myself for naps.
Playgroup? Obviously approved.
Humans? Constantly need supervision.
Treat supply? Iโve already filed THREE formal complaints. ๐จ
I donโt know why everyone looks so stressed around here. Iโve been running this office for approximately 12 minutes and I think Iโm doing an incredible job. ๐๐ป
Now, if youโre calling to schedule training, I can help. If youโre calling about treats, I can help faster. ๐๐
โ Keegan, HK9โs newest and least qualified Office Manager ๐พ๐ค