09/06/2026
๐จ๐พ SATURDAY MUGSHOT: RANGER HAS BEEN BOOKED! ๐พ๐จ
Ranger is officially wanted for one count of aggravated bed destruction and possession of an excessive amount of stuffing. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
The crime scene was absolutely brutal. The bed never stood a chance. ๐ญ
๐ฎ Suspect: Ranger
๐๏ธ Victim: His bed
๐งธ Evidence: Stuffing EVERYWHERE
โ๏ธ Defense: โI plead not guilty.โ
๐พ Investigators: Not buying it.
Ranger would like everyone to know that he is innocent until proven guiltyโฆ despite the overwhelming evidence currently stuck to his face. ๐
Have a great Saturday! Ranger certainly did. ๐๐