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Holy Crap Poop Scoop

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Holy Crap Poop Scoop

Experience poop scooping like never before with our divine touch! I will ensure your yard stays immaculate, transforming a mess into blessed.

Rain, Sun, and Snow we'll be there. We've got your back...yard. Visit our website to get started!

09/04/2026

🎒 BACK TO SCHOOL IS HERE! 🚌📚

Between school drop-offs, pick-ups, sports, homework, dinners, appointments, and everything else that comes with a busy family schedule…the last thing you want to worry about is picking up dog p**p in the yard. 💩🐾

That’s where Holy Crap P**p Scoop comes in!

✅ One less chore on your list
✅ More time with your family
✅ A clean, p**p-free yard
✅ Residential & Commercial
✅ Licensed & Insured

You take care of the kids, the homework, and the crazy back-to-school schedule…we’ll handle the dirty work! 😎💩

🙏 Blessing yards, one scoop at a time!

📞 734-642-5579
🌐 holycrapp**pscoopers.com

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07/04/2026

Happy Independence Day from Holy Crap P**p Scoop! 🇺🇸

Today we celebrate America’s 250th year of freedom and honor the spirit of independence that has carried our nation forward since 1776.

As we celebrate this historic 4th of July, we’re thankful for our community, our freedom, and the opportunity to serve you.

Wishing you and your family a safe, fun, and happy Independence Day filled with celebration, gratitude, and good memories.

Happy 4th of July!
1776–2026
America’s 250th Year of Freedom

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06/20/2026

⛳ Happy Father’s Day from Holy Crap P**p Scoop! 💙

Dad deserves to spend his weekends golfing, relaxing, grilling, and enjoying the yard — not picking up dog p**p. 🐶💩

This Father’s Day, give Dad the gift of a clean, stress-free yard and one less chore to worry about!

🎉 Father’s Day Promo:
Pay for 4 months and get the 5th month FREE!

✅ More free time for Dad
✅ A cleaner, healthier yard
✅ Reliable pet waste removal
✅ Locally owned and pet & family friendly

📲 Text “Dad” to 734-642-5579 to schedule service today!

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Holy Crap P**p Scoop
Blessing yards, one scoop at a time! 🐾

05/25/2026

Today, we pause to honor and remember the brave men and women who gave everything for our freedom.

Their sacrifice will never be forgotten. From our family at Holy Crap P**p Scoop to yours, we hope you have a safe and meaningful Memorial Day.

We honor. We remember. We are grateful. 🇺🇸

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05/09/2026

Scooping p**p and playing fetch on this beautiful day! Gotta have fun with the pupper dogs while I'm working.

05/08/2026

🌸 THIS MOTHER’S DAY… GIVE MOM A BREAK! 🌸

She takes care of everything — the kids, the house, the pets… so let us take care of the 💩 yard cleanup!

This Mother’s Day, give Mom the gift of a clean, stress-free yard so she can spend more time relaxing and less time worrying about the yucky stuff. 🐾💐

✅ More free time for Mom
✅ Cleaner, healthier yard
✅ One less chore to deal with

📲 Text “Mom” to 734-642-5579 to schedule service today!

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Holy Crap P**p Scoop
“Blessing yards, one scoop at a time!” ✨

04/05/2026

🌅✝️ Happy Easter from Holy Crap P**p Scoop! ✝️🌅

He is Risen!

Today we celebrate new life, fresh starts, and the blessings all around us. As you enjoy time with family and the beauty of spring, we’re grateful to be a small part of keeping your yards clean and your pups happy.

🐣 Let us take care of the mess, so you can focus on what matters most.

“Blessing yards, one scoop at a time.”

Wishing you and your family a joyful, peaceful, and blessed Easter! 🙏

03/19/2026

💩🌦 MONROE WEEKEND POOPCAST IS HERE 🌦💩

🚨 We’re officially tracking a SEVERE MESS EVENT heading into the weekend…

Here’s what your yard is up against:

🌧 Friday – Rain Soak Warning
Soft, wet ground = HIGH smear risk + bacteria spreading

🌫 Saturday – Slush Zone
Temps rise, mess lingers… things get sticky

🌧 Sunday – Full Melt Event
Everything soft again = MAXIMUM mess conditions

⚠️ Mess Level: HIGH → SEVERE by Sunday

💡 Translation:
If you don’t scoop now… you’re gonna be dealing with yard pudding by Sunday 😬

💩 Let Holy Crap P**p Scoop handle it before it gets BAD

✔️ No mess
✔️ No smell
✔️ No stress

🛡 10% OFF Seniors, Military & Law Enforcement

📞 734-642-5579
🌐 holycrapp**pscoopers.com

👇 Comment “SCOOP”and we’ll get you on the schedule before the melt hits

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03/13/2026

🍀 Don’t Get Pinched… Get Your Yard Scooped!💩

St. Paddy’s Day is all about luck, gold, and green grass — not stepping in surprises in the yard! 😅

While you’re celebrating with friends, family, and maybe a cold green drink 🍻… let Holy Crap P**p Scoop handle the dirty work.

🐶 We’ll clean the crap so you can enjoy the luck!

✨ Keep your yard fresh
✨ Keep germs out of your house
✨ Keep your shoes p**p-free

📅 Spots are filling up fast for spring cleanups!

📲 Call or Text: 734-642-5579
🌐 Online: holycrapp**pscoopers.com

⚠️ Don’t wait until your lawn turns into a pot of p**p!

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03/12/2026

💩🌦 DOWNRIVER WEEKEND POOPCAST 🌦💩

Here’s what the Downriver P**pCast is tracking this weekend:

🌧 Friday – Stormy Mess
Rain and runoff could lead to turd scatter conditions. Best to secure the yard early.

🌫 Saturday – Muck Zone
Soft, sticky ground means smear risk increases and the mess starts building.

❄ Sunday – Wintry Mess
Rain/snow mix could create sloppy turds and track-in threats.

🚨 Mess Level: CRITICAL

Don’t wait until the yard turns into a disaster zone…

💩 Let Holy Crap P**p Scoop handle it.

🛡 10% OFF for Seniors, Military & Law Enforcement

📞 Call or Text: 734-642-5579
🌐 holycrapp**pscoopers.com

👇 Comment “SCOOP” if your yard needs relief this weekend.

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Monroe, MI

Opening Hours

Monday	7am - 5pm
Tuesday	7am - 5pm
Wednesday	7am - 5pm
Thursday	7am - 5pm
Friday	7am - 5pm
Saturday	9am - 7pm

Website

https://holycrappoopscoopers.com/

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