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The Nonsense Ranch A nonprofit 501(c)(3) giving a forever home to special animals in need ❤️

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📦 WISHLIST WEDNESDAY!Our little freeloaders have submitted their weekly demands to management. 😂This week’s biggest need...
10/15/2026

📦 WISHLIST WEDNESDAY!

Our little freeloaders have submitted their weekly demands to management. 😂

This week’s biggest needs are:

🐾 Cat Litter 
🐾 Cat Food
🐾 Chicken/Turkey/Freeloading Pigeons Feed
🐾 Donations For Winter Hay Supply

If you’d like to send something directly to the Nonsense Crew, you can find our Amazon Wishlist here:

👉🏻 https://a.co/0fYQ6XGt

So it turns out that I NEED this! 🤣
10/15/2026

So it turns out that I NEED this! 🤣

Karrie Craft

10/13/2026

Wild has turned into such a big boy!

And he wants to tell you a ghost story 👻

THE BARN IS FULL OF MICE!!! 😱🫣🐭

So. Many. Mice.

Meet the Ranch Monday! Meet Murphy! Murphy came to us as a newborn bottle calf. She was petite enough that Jamie carried...
10/13/2026

Meet the Ranch Monday!

Meet Murphy!

Murphy came to us as a newborn bottle calf. She was petite enough that Jamie carried her down to the barn and placed her in a small pen next to the goat pen. Lindsay Lou bottle fed her for months and we let her out daily for supervised play time to run around with the goats. When she was finally off of the bottle and strong enough, she was out full time with the goat herd and slept with them at night. She played headbutt with them, ran and binkied when they did and basically immersed herself in goat culture. When she reached full growth it finally occurred to us, since leaving her original herd as a baby, she has never seen another cow. We have raised her as a goat, and it shows! She is clueless how large she is, and is oblivious to the length of her horns. When the goats climb on the spools, she tips them over and rolls them around. She is given a slightly wider berth at the hay pile and water trough but otherwise is treated exactly like any another goat or sheep. A big, beautiful horned beast covered in long reddish brown hair that thinks she is a goat.

10/11/2026

Ever wonder where donations to The Nonsense Ranch actually go?

The short answer:

EVERYWHERE. 😂

Feed. Hay. Bedding. Vet care. Medications. Fencing. Cleaning supplies. Animal supplies. Repairs. And approximately 74 million other things these little freeloaders require.

They’re terrible at paying rent. But they’re very good at being cute! ❤️

Every single donation—big or small—helps us continue giving these animals a safe place to call home.

And we’re incredibly thankful.

https://account.venmo.com/u/TheNonsenseRanch

Let’s have a little fun and see what everyone’s costumes will be! October is a big month for us here at The Nonsense Ran...
10/11/2026

Let’s have a little fun and see what everyone’s costumes will be!

October is a big month for us here at The Nonsense Ranch with piles of birthdays and our wedding anniversary right in the middle of it all 🧡🖤🧡

Ours are in the comments! 👻

Meet the Ranch Monday! Meet Arnie! Arnie was raised by our friend Erin in San Diego. He was a well behaved indoor city p...
10/06/2026

Meet the Ranch Monday!

Meet Arnie!
Arnie was raised by our friend Erin in San Diego. He was a well behaved indoor city pig, but when conditions there became unhealthy for him, she was kind enough to send him here to us. He lived inside with us for a few months while we transitioned him outside to the barn with everyone else. Being raised a spoiled city pig, Arnie adjusted quite quickly to barn life. Enjoying having the company of other pigs and tons of room to run. He was kind enough to befriend Kevin Bacon, who is deaf, and seems to stay by his side and help him navigate his silent world.

09/29/2026

Good night from the whole The Nonsense Ranch Animal Sanctuary crew ❤️🌕😴

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Missoula, MT
59804

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Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

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+14063704432

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