Rowdy The Monkey

Rowdy The Monkey A fun little monkey who loves to create mischief

Had a blast at Upper Priest Lake this last weekend with my girls! Had to bounce after hearing there were more berries up...
07/25/2023

Had a blast at Upper Priest Lake this last weekend with my girls! Had to bounce after hearing there were more berries up the mountain. Catch y'all later! oh, and girls, don't wait for me!

noting better than a lil yak time! well, maybe some hammock time! :)
07/14/2023

noting better than a lil yak time! well, maybe some hammock time! :)

Delayed in my trip to Austin. Resting here in Salt Lake City until our flight this afternoon. Gonna go check out breakf...
12/15/2021

Delayed in my trip to Austin. Resting here in Salt Lake City until our flight this afternoon. Gonna go check out breakfast!

The girls said they're never taking me to IKEA ever again! It's ok, I had fun!!
04/07/2019

The girls said they're never taking me to IKEA ever again! It's ok, I had fun!!

Oh boy! Up to no good!
03/10/2019

Oh boy! Up to no good!

Buon' anima good friend... Rowdy the monkey got a Moe Green special.I'm sorry to have to tell everyone this over FB, but...
02/22/2017

Buon' anima good friend... Rowdy the monkey got a Moe Green special.

I'm sorry to have to tell everyone this over FB, but last night there was a hit on Rowdy. We were at the Flamingo, and Rowdy got separated and into some high-stakes poker. He was up 10 large and had two beautiful women on his arm, little did he know that one of them was Yanny Gogolack's main squeeze...

I'm sure you know that you don't mess with the Gogolacks, and Yanny was exceptionally mercurial. Rowdy didn't care, he was high on the win and the free booze... he'd soon find out what happens when you get in over your head...

Rowdy was no newbie to Vegas, he was a shark, could count cards, and read faces like a book. I also suspect he may have had a card up his sleeve...

Now, none of us girls were there as he assured us all would be well and that if we were good girls he'd take us on a helicopter ride over the Grand Canyon. After we left, the tides must have turned...

We gather from the note we received, the cocktail waitresses we talked to and a few chatty witnesses, that Rowdy owed the mob somthing to the tune of 40 Gs and there wasnt a shylock in town who'd loan to a monkey. Yanny Gogolack gave Rowdy a 40k line of rope and then left him to hang...

When Rowdy couldn't round up the money, Yanny's boys took him out to the desert gave him a one-tap to the eye. A warning to us that naughty monkeys meet their ends in Vegas when they put their hands on a made-man's goombah.

Drank'in!!!
02/19/2017

Drank'in!!!

Bringing lady luck to my fans. Spreading love (and legs) wherever I go!
02/19/2017

Bringing lady luck to my fans. Spreading love (and legs) wherever I go!

Sneaky sneaky!!
02/19/2017

Sneaky sneaky!!

Touching Alia's butt @ The D on Freemont
02/19/2017

Touching Alia's butt @ The D on Freemont

Gettin' my drink on!!!
02/19/2017

Gettin' my drink on!!!

Making friends... she might be. ... the one...
01/27/2017

Making friends... she might be. ... the one...

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