09/28/2026
Soooo sorry we missed posting last week!!!
🚨 THE WEEKLY FUR REPORT IS OFFICIAL… and once again, the names are NOT matching the behavior around here. 😂
This week at The Sip’ Bark & Bath, we have one gentleman who apparently arrived with a little 🌶️ seasoning 🌶️ and one tiny lady determined to restore peace to the establishment. 🤣
🌶️ SPICIEST FURBABY: CLYDE
Clyde is a handsome Springer Spaniel who said, “Look, I’m not difficult… I just have very specific expectations.” 😂👏
Sir came with flowing ears, a handsome face, and terms & conditions. We respect it. 🤝🤣
💕 SWEETEST FURBABY: LUCY LOU
And then there’s little Lucy Lou. 🥹💗 Our beautiful blue & white Dachshund came in ready to be precious, get pampered, and mind her tiny little business.
10/10 good girl. No notes. 😇🐾
🌭 BREED OF THE WEEK: DACHSHUND
A breed built like a hot dog and powered entirely by confidence. 😂
Four-inch legs have NEVER stopped a Dachshund from believing they’re the largest animal in the room.
And y’all kept us BUSY! 🫧✂️
🐶 59 furbabies pampered last week
🐶 10 more fresh & fabulous pups today!
That’s 59 baths, blowouts, haircuts, nail trims, kisses, wiggle butts, negotiations, dramatic sighs and at least a few dogs filing formal complaints with management because we touched THE FOOT THEY SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO TOUCH. 🤣🤣
Thank you for trusting us with your babies! We love every sweet, spicy, goofy, dramatic personality that walks through our doors. 💕🐾
And congratulations to Clyde & Lucy Lou! 🏆
Now be truthful… if YOUR dog made our board, would they be under Sweetest 😇 or Spiciest 🌶️?
⚠️ REMEMBER: We know some of these dogs personally, so lying in the comments is risky. 😂😂😂