10/22/2026
OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM THE ESTATE OF HIS LORDSHIP, SIR DRACO
It has come to our attention that an exceptionally distinguished 11-year-old gentleman is currently seeking new residential accommodations.
Sir Draco has graciously authorized his representatives at Wickham Animal Hospital & Boarding to begin accepting applications from prospective household staff.
His requirements are as follows:
THE ESTATE: Must be peaceful, comfortable, and free of excessive commotion. A modest residence is perfectly acceptable, provided the accommodations meet His Lordship’s standards.
THE FURNISHINGS: Plush bedding is mandatory. Blankets of questionable softness will be subject to immediate inspection.
THE STAFF: One dedicated human, preferably skilled in affection, meal preparation, and recognizing when His Lordship wishes to be left alone.
OTHER RESIDENTS: Absolutely not. Dogs, cats, and other furry tenants will not be considered.
COMPENSATION: The successful applicant will receive the privilege of serving a distinguished gentleman, along with whatever companionship and affection he chooses to bestow.
Now, a brief word from His Lordship’s medical advisors.
Draco was born without eyelids and has heart disease. His medical needs are significant, and we’re realistically seeking a hospice-minded adopter who understands that his remaining time may be limited.
When Draco’s dad became too ill to care for him, he lost the home he’d always known. We’ve taken him under our wing, but we’re hoping to find him a quiet, pet-free home where he can spend his golden days being absolutely adored.
Because beneath all that imaginary royal pomp is a very real little cat who simply needs someone to love him.
His Lordship does not require a castle. Just a soft bed, a kind heart, and someone willing to make him the king of their world.
Applications are now being accepted at Wickham Animal Hospital & Boarding.
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