09/05/2026
โOkay but WHAT do I have to do?โ ๐๐ฎ๐น๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ asked her foster home for the tenth time this week. โI know sit. I know lay down. Iโm basically potty training and crate training royalty at this point. Iโm working on the whole โkeep your paws on the groundโ thing, but a girlโs gotta express herself somehow.โ
We tried to gently bring up the water bowl situation. โWater is my love language,โ she said, completely unbothered, still dripping. โYou canโt put a price on passion.โ
Fair point. This girl is a full-blown zoomie queen who is 100% convinced sheโs the size of a teacup, and somehow manages to be sweet as pie one minute and an absolute tornado the next. She loves other dogs so much that meet and greets are required, and sheโs even winning the cats over in her foster home one paw at a time.
โSo really,โ Calypso said, flopping dramatically onto her back, โIโm cute, Iโm fun, Iโm basically already trained. Whatโs the holdup?โ
Honestly? We donโt have a good answer for her either.
Female โข German Shepherd โข 6 months old โข 40 lbs โข Came to us 8/17/26 โข $215 adoption fee โข Best with older kids โข โ Dogs (meet & greet required) โข ๐ Cats (improving in foster)
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