09/24/2026
Sorry guys this was too cute and so true not to post it!
🔥 If you can’t afford the groom… (or you simply don’t want to pay for your dog being groomed) and bought a multi-breed crossbreed Snickerdoodle Triple-D Aussie-Mountain AlpacaDoo, we need to talk. 🫠🐶💸
💰 You paid premium money for the fluffy coat.
🧾 The maintenance didn’t become optional after checkout.
🛁 That coat requires professional grooming.
📆 Consistent appointments.
🪮 Proper maintenance at home.
🐾 That’s part of owning the dog you chose.
🚫 You don’t get to skip grooming for months, show up with a packed or matted coat, and suddenly decide the groomer is “too expensive.” 💸🙄
And no, the groomer isn’t charging you based on what you paid for your dog OR WHATEVER YOU SEE FIT.
⏰ Time
✂️ Skill
🧴 Professional products
🛠️ Equipment
💪 Physical labor
🐕 Coat condition
🪮 And the actual work standing on our table
💡 Want to spend less on grooming?
✂️ Keep a shorter haircut.
🪮 Maintain the coat properly at home.
📆 Stay on a regular schedule.
👉🏼Or just don’t buy the dog, buy a goldfish🎏 or sea monkeys🧜♀️ everyone likes sea monkeys.
But buying an expensive, high-maintenance dog and then refusing to budget for its maintenance doesn’t make professional grooming overpriced. 🤷♀️
💰 The puppy was the purchase.
✂️ The grooming (and paying for it) is part of ownership. 🐾
🎣 Keep on swimming.