Hello Doggy

Hello Doggy Hello Doggy ✂️

Boutique, one-on-one grooming for small dogs. Recurring appointments and themed photo shoots included. Handled with care. Styled with personality.

Current staff meeting agenda:1. Treats2. More treats3. Why are there not already more treats?
06/07/2026

Current staff meeting agenda:

1. Treats
2. More treats
3. Why are there not already more treats?

Management has returned to the office briefly to announce:no, you still cannot eat the bows.
06/06/2026

Management has returned to the office briefly to announce:
no, you still cannot eat the bows.

The board meeting at Hello Doggy ended abruptly after someone spotted a squirrel.
06/05/2026

The board meeting at Hello Doggy ended abruptly after someone spotted a squirrel.

Corporate would like to remind everyone that emotional support squeaky toys are not tax deductible.
06/04/2026

Corporate would like to remind everyone that emotional support squeaky toys are not tax deductible.

We checked the appointment book.We checked the treat cabinet.We checked the appointment book again.Priorities.
06/03/2026

We checked the appointment book.
We checked the treat cabinet.
We checked the appointment book again.
Priorities.

Due to lack of adult supervision, productivity has dropped significantly and somebody has peed near the lobby.
06/02/2026

Due to lack of adult supervision, productivity has dropped significantly and somebody has peed near the lobby.

The receptionist at Hello Doggy has been asleep on the job for 4 consecutive hours.Frankly, we respect the confidence.
06/01/2026

The receptionist at Hello Doggy has been asleep on the job for 4 consecutive hours.
Frankly, we respect the confidence.

Breaking news:Ronnie has promoted herself to regional manager despite lacking all qualifications.
05/30/2026

Breaking news:
Ronnie has promoted herself to regional manager despite lacking all qualifications.

Human staff are currently out of office.The dogs have formed a committee and immediately made several poor decisions.Tod...
05/29/2026

Human staff are currently out of office.
The dogs have formed a committee and immediately made several poor decisions.

Today’s agenda at Hello Doggy:
• bark at nothing
• demand snacks
• refuse nail trims
• unionize

Operations continue at Hello Doggy under the strict supervision of Dolly.Unfortunately morale is low because nobody has ...
05/28/2026

Operations continue at Hello Doggy under the strict supervision of Dolly.
Unfortunately morale is low because nobody has opened a cheese stick in over six minutes.

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6193 Route 37
Marion, IL
62959

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