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We’re a local, family-run business dedicated to saving your family time and keeping your yard p**p-free.

❓Why Choose Us❓

- Scooping p**p since 2021

- Trusted by 160+ local families

- 140+ 5 star google reviews ⭐

- Weekly p**p scooping under $20

🐶 We're hiring in Maricopa! 🐶Looking for a great first job? Holy Crap is adding a part-time Pet Waste Technician to our ...
10/10/2026

🐶 We're hiring in Maricopa! 🐶

Looking for a great first job? Holy Crap is adding a part-time Pet Waste Technician to our crew. No experience needed, since we'll train you (and yes, training is paid).

It's simple, independent work: you run your own route a few weekday mornings a week, take care of the yards, and keep our clients' pups happy. If you're dependable, love dogs, and don't mind a little hard work in the sun, this could be a great fit.

💵 $18–$20/hr
🕗 1–3 weekday mornings
🚗 Mileage reimbursed

📲 Text 520-213-4215 with your name, availability, and a little about yourself to apply!

Know a recent grad or someone looking for their first job? Tag them below 👇

🐾 Hey dog owners. Did you know...?Over 170 of your neighbors are having their yards scooped on a regular basis! 💩No more...
08/17/2026

🐾 Hey dog owners. Did you know...?

Over 170 of your neighbors are having their yards scooped on a regular basis! 💩

No more hunting around the yard in your free time.🧤
No more putting it off till the weekend.📆
No more trying to convince the kids to do it. 😤

🏡 We're Holy Crap, a local family owned business keeping yards clean since 2021.

Every visit includes:

📆 A time frame and reminder text the day before, so you always know when we're coming.

📲 Text updates throughout — from when we’re heading over to when we’re done.

✅ All waste double bagged.

🐶 Service from dog lovers who treat your yard like it's their own.

🚫 No contracts, ever. We want you to stay because you want to, not because you're locked in.

👉 Are you ready to stop missing out on a consistently p**p free yard without lifting a finger?

Fill out this quick form for a free quote:
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(Curious? Learn more about us there too 😁)

These two amazing families just handed off dog duty for good. 🙌Swipe to see today’s before & afters — two new yards we w...
07/28/2026

These two amazing families just handed off dog duty for good. 🙌

Swipe to see today’s before & afters — two new yards we welcomed to the schedule and got back to spotless. That initial cleanup? That was us. Every one after this? Also us.😉

No more grabbing the scooper on a hot afternoon☀️, no more putting it off😖, no more stepping around landmines in your own backyard💩. Just a clean yard, every time, without lifting a finger.

That’s the Holy Crap difference. 💩➡️✨

Your yard could be next! HolyCrapAZ.biz

Before ➡️ After. ✨Waste cleared 💩, turf deep-cleaned 🫧, yard restored ✨.This is the kind of transformation your backyard...
07/25/2026

Before ➡️ After. ✨
Waste cleared 💩, turf deep-cleaned 🫧, yard restored ✨.
This is the kind of transformation your backyard (and your bare feet 👣) deserve.

Quick Quote 👉 HolyCrapAZ.biz
📲 Text or call: (520) 213-4215

Rainy days might slow things down, but they never stop us. Your yard’s still getting the Holy Crap treatment.☔️Check out...
07/21/2026

Rainy days might slow things down, but they never stop us. Your yard’s still getting the Holy Crap treatment.☔️
Check out this before and after from today’s clean up!💩✨

We only had a two-hour window on this one.🕰️ Sometimes you don’t need the whole package, you just need the worst of it h...
07/21/2026

We only had a two-hour window on this one.🕰️ Sometimes you don’t need the whole package, you just need the worst of it handled. And in 120 minutes? Look at what we pulled off! 💩✨
Check out these before and after pictures!👇

6+ months of waste cleaned up in 3 hours!🙌We were called out for a one time reset and cleaned up a little over 5 bags of...
07/18/2026

6+ months of waste cleaned up in 3 hours!🙌We were called out for a one time reset and cleaned up a little over 5 bags of waste.💩✨

Before➡️After! 💩✨One Visit. Total Reset.Call/Text (520)213-4215 to get yours cleaned next!📞💬
07/18/2026

Before➡️After! 💩✨One Visit. Total Reset.
Call/Text (520)213-4215 to get yours cleaned next!📞💬

4 new families joined the Holy Crap fam today! 💩🐾Check out the before & afters below 👇 these Maricopa yards got the full...
06/25/2026

4 new families joined the Holy Crap fam today! 💩🐾

Check out the before & afters below 👇 these Maricopa yards got the full glow-up.

The best part? They never have to think about dog p**p again. We’ve got it handled. ✅

We’ve now got 170+ local families who never have to scoop, sweat, or stress about their yard — and we’d love to add you to the list.

Ready for your own? Get a quick quote in about 30 seconds 👇
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I've got a question for the dog owners out there.Now that we're sitting around 100°+, are you really enjoying spending y...
06/22/2026

I've got a question for the dog owners out there.

Now that we're sitting around 100°+, are you really enjoying spending your free time in the heat scooping dog p**p?

Yeah… we didn't think so. 🐾

That's exactly what we take off your plate at Holy Crap. We show up on a set schedule, scoop every pile, and you never think about it again. No more melting in the backyard. No more "I'll get to it later" piles stacking up.

🟢 Locally owned, serving Maricopa & Casa Grande
🟢 140+ five-star reviews from your neighbors
🟢 Easy weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly plans

Spend your summer doing literally anything else. We've got the dirty work.

📲 Comment "SCOOP" or send us a message for a quick quote.

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Address

Maricopa, AZ
85138

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 4pm
Tuesday 8am - 4pm
Wednesday 8am - 4pm
Thursday 8am - 4pm
Friday 8am - 4pm

Telephone

+15202134215

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