Hot Mess Acres, LLC

10/23/2026

😂 Do I run? Nope. But I sure run my mouth a lot! 💋

For the girls whose cardio consists of talking s**t and having zero filter! 🤣

🩷 Black with Hot Pink
🖤 Hot Pink with Black
🩵 White with Turquoise

Available in tees or crops!

Shop Hot Mess Acres! 🛍️

10/23/2026

🍂 LAST CALL FOR FALL, HOT MESSES! 🍂

It’s officially your FINAL WEEK to snag your favorite Hot Mess Acres fall apparel! 🖤

We’re clearing out the fall graphics to make room for all things CHRISTMAS! 🎄🎅

That means once this week is over, ALL FALL DESIGNS ARE DISCONTINUED! No restocks, no second chances!

🔥 TAKE AN ADDITIONAL 15% OFF ALL FALL GRAPHICS THIS WEEK ONLY! 🔥

If you’ve been eyeing something, now’s the time to grab it before it’s gone for good!

🛍️ Shop your favorites while you still can!

Out with the pumpkins, in with the Christmas chaos! 🎃➡️🎄

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10/21/2026

They told us aging was supposed to be scary… so why am more confident , happier, and harder to manipulate at 39 than I was at 29

The woman on the left was lost. She had no real sense of self and was easily manipulated because she just wanted to feel wanted, included, and loved.

The woman on the right? She’s at peace with herself. She’s perfectly content alone, doesn’t chase attention, and no longer mistakes being wanted for being valued.

At 29, I was afraid of not being loved. At 39, I’m more afraid of losing myself trying to be.

Aging isn’t scary. Losing yourself trying to be loved is. 🩷

Anyone else loving their 30s more than their 20s?

10/20/2026

10/19/2026

🍂 LAST CALL FOR FALL, HOT MESSES! 🍂

It’s officially your FINAL WEEK to snag your favorite Hot Mess Acres fall apparel! 🖤

We’re clearing out the fall graphics to make room for all things CHRISTMAS! 🎄🎅

That means once this week is over, ALL FALL DESIGNS ARE DISCONTINUED! No restocks, no second chances!

🔥 TAKE AN ADDITIONAL 15% OFF ALL FALL GRAPHICS THIS WEEK ONLY! 🔥

If you’ve been eyeing something, now’s the time to grab it before it’s gone for good!

🛍️ Shop your favorites while you still can!

Out with the pumpkins, in with the Christmas chaos! 🎃➡️🎄

Link in bio !

10/19/2026

Since I travel all lower 48 states frequently , I have. Pretty strong opinion on which states I’d never live in .
Nevada being the top of that list !

Anyways , what state would you never live in even if it came with a free house and your living expenses covered ?

10/18/2026

🏆 PARTICIPATION TROPHY WIFE 🏆

Because not all of us are perfect little housewives. 😂 Some of us are just out here pretending we’ve got our s**t together!

And some of us are the single bestie who came as part of the marriage package deal… whether her husband likes it or not. 💀🤣

Either way, we deserve a trophy for participating! 🏆💋

🩷 White & Hot Pink
🩵 Black & Turquoise
❤️ Tee, Crop , or Hoodie !

Hot Mess Acres 🤘💕

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10/17/2026

One … is not like the others 🫣🫣🫣