04/11/2026
This might be one of the most Rochester neighborhood moments I’ve ever seen…
A dog goes to the bathroom ➡️ neighbor gets frustrated ➡️ p**p ends up on a doorstep 😳
And now everyone’s mad.
Here’s the truth:
It’s not really about the p**p.
It’s about frustration building up over time.
This is exactly why I started my business.
Because something this small shouldn’t turn into neighbor drama.
A clean yard = no stress, no awkward conversations, no retaliation.
If you’ve ever worried about this happening… you’re not alone 😂
🐾 **pmatters
(And yes… I’ve seen it ALL 👀)
To the neighbor who scooped up my dog’s p**p and left it on my doorstep,
I am extremely upset and disappointed by what happened this morning. I woke up to find a pile of my dog’s waste deliberately placed on my welcome mat. My porch camera clearly recorded you picking it up from your yard and walking it over to my property to leave it there.
This is completely unacceptable and disrespectful. I understand it can be annoying when a dog goes on your lawn, but retaliating by trespassing onto my property and dumping waste on my doorstep is not okay. It feels petty and hostile, and it has genuinely angered me.
Dogs go to the bathroom outside — that’s normal. I clean up after my dog whenever I can, but it’s not realistic for me to follow him with a bag every single second of every walk. If this is bothering you that much, the mature thing would have been to talk to me directly instead of pulling this kind of stunt.
I’m asking you plainly: do not come onto my property again for any reason like this. If you do, I will immediately involve the police, as I now have clear video evidence of the trespassing.
I expect better from a neighbor. Please stop this behavior right away.
