Sh*t-B-Gon

05/29/2026

Arrrrrrr Ahoy!! This was so much fun!
Thank you Sue for inviting me to be on your morning show!!

03/08/2026

Spring in Northern Colorado means sunshine, melting snow…and all the winter surprises hiding in the yard.🫣

Hank and Harley have done the inspection and their verdict is clear:

“Well… this is going to be a problem.”

Before things thaw out and start to stink, Call Sh!t-B-Gon to handle the cleanup.
🐾 We pick up the p**p… so you don’t have to.
📞 Call/Text today: 970-889-1870
Visit our website: www.s**t-b-gon.com

02/20/2026

We pick up p**p… and yeah, it’s PAW-some! 🐾💩

No scooping. No gagging. No stepping in surprises.

Let SH!T-B-GON handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a clean yard and happy pups.🐶
📍 Northern Colorado
📞 970-889-1870
👉 Get your FREE quote at www.s**t-b-gon.com

02/12/2026

Northern Colorado dogs don’t stress about yard cleanup…
because their people hired us!😎

Warm weather, cold weather, weird weather—
we handle that s**t year-round!☀️🌦️💨☔️☃️

Call or text us at 970-889-1870 or get your FREE Quote at
https://www.s**t-b-gon.com/getstartedtoday

Don't Worry, We've Got it in The Bag!!💩

Sign up for reliable dog waste pickup services with SH!T-B-GON - Northern Colorado's trusted p**p scoop pros. Fast, affordable and locally owned. Service Disabled Veteran Owned. Serving dog owners across Northern Colorado. Get started today at https://www.s**t-b-gon.com/getstartedtoday

01/02/2026

🌡️ It’s been unseasonably warm…
But let’s be honest — Mother Nature always has a plot twist coming. ❄️🥶

Snow, ice, and frozen turd-sickles are just waiting for their moment.

⏰ Now is the time to get on the schedule so you don’t end up chipping frozen surprises out of your yard when winter finally shows her wrath.

Stay warm. Stay inside.
We’ll handle the dirty work. 💩❄️

📞 Call/Text: 970-889-1870
🌐 Visit: www.s**t-b-gon.com

Don’t worry… we’ve got it in the bag. 🐾💚

01/01/2026

✨ As we close out the year… ✨

We want to say a huge THANK YOU to all of our amazing clients, friends, and family. Your trust, support, referrals, and kind words mean more to us than you know.

Because of YOU, we get to do what we do—and do it with pride (even when it’s the dirty work 😉).

Here’s to a New Year filled with good health, happy pups, clean yards, and fewer “turd-sicles.” 🐾💩❄️
Cheers to 2026 and all the great things ahead! 🥂🎉

Don’t worry… we’ve got it in the bag.
— The SH!T-B-GON Team 💚

12/30/2025

❄️ WINTER IS HERE… AND SO ARE THE FROZEN TURD-SICLES! ❄️

Northern Colorado just got cold — REALLY cold.
And let’s be honest… who wants to bundle up, slip on ice, and chip away at frozen p**p nuggets hiding under the snow? 🥶💩

Skip the frostbite.
Skip the turd-sicles.
Stay warm, cozy, and p**p-free — all winter long.

Your bright-green-jacket SH!T-B-GON guy is already out there tackling the frozen piles so you don’t have to.

👉 Residential • Commercial • Dog Parks • HOAs
👉 We handle the s**t so you don’t freeze your… paws off.

📞 Call/Text: 970-889-1870
🌐 www.Sh*t-B-Gon.com

12/14/2025

🎄💩 It’s almost Christmas… and let’s be honest — nobody wants to scoop p**p in the cold.
Know someone who could use our services?
🎁 Give the gift of a clean yard with a Sh!t-B-Gon gift card!
Less mess. Less stress. More time to enjoy the holidays.
📩 Message us to grab a gift card today!
Call us at 970-889-1870 or visit our website www.s**t-b-gon.com