04/27/2026
Hi, hello, yes… it’s me. Nicholle. 💁♀️✨
I’m an eight-year-old long-haired queen with a luxurious coat that can only be described as majestic cloud meets red-carpet glamour. Seriously, I wake up like this. Every day.
Let’s get to the important part: I am currently accepting applications for my forever human. Requirements include:
- A couch (non-negotiable)
- A lap (preferred, but I can work with a nearby cushion)
- A commitment to appreciating my beauty at least 12 times a day
I’m a sweet, sophisticated lady who has officially retired from chaos. Kittens? Love their energy… from afar. Me? I’m in my “soft life” era. I’m looking for a calm, cozy home where I can lounge dramatically, supervise your TV watching, and occasionally bless you with my presence.
Other cats? I can be polite. I have manners. I’m basically the elegant coworker who keeps to herself but still says “good morning.”
If you’ve been dreaming of a gorgeous, low-key companion to share your peaceful days—especially if you’re also in your “let’s just relax on the couch” era—I think we should talk 😊
I’m available right now at PetSmart Ventura, just waiting patiently (and beautifully) for you to come fall in love with me.
Don’t keep a lady waiting. 💅💕