09/01/2026
Before we get too far into his bio, we want you to know that we have been advised by our legal team not to make incriminating statements regarding Archie’s alleged use of Dark Magic to make a boy, who will remain anonymous no longer able to walk. Watch below to see the video that caused a lot of online discourse regarding whether or not the boy even wanted to be able to walk, and there were some criticisms regarding our choice to deny him his gnome bacon in the hopes of deterring future misuse of his powers. Many people made some great points, and we do not want Archie to be denied his nutrients regardless of his age, which we are still unclear of as he claims to be 3 years old, but sources say he may be closer to 45 years old. This is actually irrelevant, as we have changed our policies going forward and will be using an approach that more closely aligns with our values. No one should be denied their basic needs, regardless of their age, and no matter what they may or may not have allegedly used their powers to do. Allegedly.
Whatever the case may be, or the method he used to make it happen, he quickly made this our most popular video yet and we are so grateful to have him as part of the Underdogs team. We look forward to working with him and his sister Maple in the future, and are optimistic that their powers will be used for good going forward.
And rest assured that no gnome will ever go without their bacon around here again.
