10/23/2026
🐾🤍 WELCOME TO THE PRE-POWDERED SUGAR FACE CLUB! 🤍🐾
Somehow, someway, we've managed to collect FIVE middle-aged and mature dogs here at the shelter.
How? WHY? We have absolutely no explanation. Apparently, we've accidentally opened an exclusive social club for distinguished gentlemen and one fabulous lady. Membership is free, but we'd REALLY prefer they all cancel it. 😂
Meet our esteemed members:
🎰 JACKPOT – 5 years old | Neutered male Shepherd mix
🐾 ROSCOE – 8 years old | Neutered male Pitbull mix
🎩 SIR SILLYTON – 6 years old | Neutered male Poodle mix
🌮 MACHO NACHO – 6 years old | Neutered male Shepherd
🌹 ROSA – 8 years old | Spayed female Poodle mix
Now, before anybody starts shopping for orthopedic slippers and retirement packages, CALM DOWN. 🫠
Five and six years old is NOT ancient, and our 8-year-olds haven't exactly started collecting Social Security.
These five are dog-friendly, still have plenty of energy for adventures, and know how to appreciate a good couch. They're perfectly capable of enjoying an outing AND spending the afternoon supervising your questionable television choices.
It's called BALANCE. Look it up. 😂
They're established gentlemen (and one lovely lady!) who know what they like, have some manners, and have hopefully retired from at least SOME of those questionable puppy decisions. No promises, though. We know who we're dealing with. 👀
❤️ A little extra note about Jackpot: Our handsome 5-year-old is heartworm positive. Yes, he'll need additional veterinary care and treatment, but PLEASE don't let that scare you away! Heartworm disease is treatable, and with proper care, many dogs go on to live long, happy lives. A few unwanted worms shouldn't be the reason this wonderful boy gets overlooked!
A little gray around the muzzle doesn't mean they're ready to be put out to pasture. ❤️
These dogs aren't looking for a retirement community. They're looking for a FOREVER HOME, preferably one with comfortable furniture, a reliable snack provider, and humans who appreciate a dog with a little life experience.
And here's the part where we get serious for just a second.
They deserve someone who won't give up on them. Someone who understands that dogs aren't disposable when they get older or life gets inconvenient.
Frankly, we're a little offended that FIVE perfectly seasoned, slightly more experienced, fully assembled dogs are still sitting here waiting for someone to appreciate them.
THEY'RE NOT EXPIRED. THEY'RE AGED TO PERFECTION. 😂❤️
SO WHERE ARE OUR PRE-POWDERED SUGAR FACE PEOPLE?! 🥹🐾
📍 Harnett County Animal Services
1100 McKay Place, Lillington, NC
🕙 Adoption Hours:
Monday–Friday: 10 AM–4 PM
Saturday: 10 AM–2 PM
❤️ Five wonderful dogs. Five fresh starts. Zero interest in renewing their shelter memberships. 🐾