08/29/2026
PENDING
🚨 ATTENTION, HORSE MARKET: 🚨
We have reviewed your ISO posts.
You want: 16h+, young, pretty, fancy mover, good brain, natural jump, amateur-friendly, show experience, RRP eligible, unlimited potential AND affordable.
AND YET MAJESTIC SONG IS STILL IN OUR BARN.
HELLO???????
“Lyric” is a 2022, 16.2h Thoroughbred mare.
She’s big-bodied. Gorgeous. She can MOVE. She has a natural jump, a great brain, and is sweet, easy on the ground, an easy keeper, and straightforward to ride.
She’s already restarted.
She’s been off property.
She’s been to a show.
She’s RRP eligible.
She is FOUR.
We genuinely don’t know what else you want.
Cup holders? Bluetooth? Heated seats?
Because somehow people are paying nearly the same money for horses directly off the track and taking them home to figure out whether they can steer, jump, leave the property, or stand at a mounting block without filing a formal complaint.
LYRIC HAS ALREADY DONE THE TUTORIAL.
And no, there isn’t a horrifying secret.
The horrifying secret is THE HORSE MARKET.
We have horses coming in, so we are ready to move her which means she is currently priced BELOW what we believe her actual value is.
Event her. Hunter her. Dressage. RRP. Make her your fancy all-around horse. Buy an irresponsible amount of matching tack. Give her an Instagram career.
THE OPTIONS ARE THERE.
So when you post:
“ISO 🦄✨
16h+
Young
Fancy
Good mover
Jumping
Sane
Sweet
Amateur-friendly
Already restarted
Budget-friendly”
…we would like to introduce you to LYRIC.
SHE EXISTS.
Please come get her before she eats any more of our hay. 😂
Majestic Song “Lyric”
2022 Thoroughbred Mare | 16.2h | RRP Eligible
📍 Kentucky
Priced to MOVE because apparently subtle marketing has failed and we are now yelling.
