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Desired K-9 - Dog Training Top Quality Dog Training
Owner & Dog Learning together, & Board & Train Services

10/22/2026

ā„ļø WINTER TRAINING SPECIAL — 25% OFF! ā„ļø

Now booking for December, January & February! Limited availability!

This program includes three two-hour sessions covering:

āœ… On-leash obedience & skills
āœ… Off-leash obedience & recall
āœ… E-collar conditioning & owner education
āœ… Equipment included!

You’ll also receive FREE lifetime group classes, plus access to boarding and grooming after completing training and passing temperament testing.

All breeds welcome! Dogs must be friendly and social. This special does not cover aggression or fear issues.

šŸ“© Message ā€œWINTERā€ for pricing and availability!

So there I was, doing my thing. White trash Cesar Millan, if you will.Just cruising through my training area when I acci...
10/21/2026

So there I was, doing my thing. White trash Cesar Millan, if you will.

Just cruising through my training area when I accidentally step on this black snake, and the little bastard **BITES ME IN THE CALF.**

I jumped three feet in the air and made some extremely non-masculine sounds.

Anyway, I've made the difficult decision to rehome him.

He's a GREAT snake. I just don't have the time he deserves. This is absolutely no fault of his own. Usually he doesn't bite but today he had a bad attitude.

**$500 rehoming fee.** Serious inquiries only.

Needs lots of exercise. Not good with other snakes, cats, or unsuspecting grown men.

Luckily, Lucy had my back. A true man's best friend.

10/20/2026

If you call me wanting to start dog training TOMORROW, I love the motivation!

But I'm usually booked at least a month out. And even if we started tomorrow, that's not how dog training works.

I'm not Harry Potter. I can't wave a wand, yell **"EXPECTO GOOD BEHAVIOR!"** and magically fix your dog overnight.

Good dog training takes time, consistency, and most importantly, OWNER EDUCATION.

A huge part of my programs is teaching YOU how dogs learn, why they behave the way they do, and how your everyday decisions affect their behavior.

If you go home and keep allowing the same behaviors, don't be surprised when you have the same problems that made you call me.

I've worked with over 1,000 owners, and I can count on one hand those who didn't achieve long-lasting results.

Show up. Listen. Practice. Put in the work. You'll be amazed at what you and your dog can accomplish.

To all my owners who've completed training: Tell the new folks in the comments. Was putting in the work worth it? šŸ‘‡

**P.S.** I'll be running a WINTER TRAINING SPECIAL soon! If you've been thinking about getting your dog trained, shoot me a message!

10/18/2026

First really cold morning here in WV, so here's my usual yearly cold weather post for the season.

If you left your dog outside freezing last night, or even worse, hooked to a damn tree, just know WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.

I hope you:

* Slip in a pile of dog s**t.
* Stub the same pinky toe twice.
* Get a foot cramp.
* Get diarrhea in a public place
* Get your car repossessed.
* Get audited by the IRS.
* Have your fridge die after grocery shopping.
* Step on Legos barefoot.
* Get a flat tire
* Clog a toilet at someone else's house.
* Get a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth
* Your phone charger stops working.

And I hope **EVERY SOCK YOU EVER PUT ON IS SLIGHTLY WET.**

That's right. I said it.

10/17/2026

To all my owners:

You’ll run into people against e-collars and pinch collars—even people close to you. You know why we chose these tools. You were there.

I didn’t yell ā€œCLEAR!ā€ and jump-start a rowdy Labrador. šŸ˜‚

You watched me condition your dog, and you learned how to use it on me.

Never had a complaint about being too rough. Talking too fast? Another story…

Then come the comments:
ā€œI prefer a long lead over shocking my dogsā€
ā€œThat’ll make him fearful.ā€
ā€œThat collar is evil.ā€

Meanwhile, your dog is hiking, exploring, getting the zoomies—and coming back when called. Training opens up their world.

Wendy, enjoy your long line. If you’re here to announce that ā€œI choose a long line over shocking dogs,ā€ I’m not your guy. Go cry somewhere else.

Sometimes I wish I was a dog so I couldn’t read this dumb s**t.

**Someone please come get your granny. She’s loose in my comments, and nobody taught her recall.** šŸ˜‚

10/16/2026

This video simply DOES NOT happen without an e-collar and proper training.

Don't listen to these anti-e-collar clowns on the internet.

**Listen to how happy this owner is!** That's what it's all about.

If I were a dog, I'd 100% choose to be e-collar trained. And yes, I'd choose ME to do it.

I've done this over 1,000 times. I've seen what proper conditioning and good training can accomplish, sometimes in as little as ONE session.

But here's the thing. The e-collar isn't magic.

Knowing how to properly use it is what makes the difference. Long-lasting results come from good training and consistency.

Every single dog that comes through my programs learns the foundation for this kind of off-leash freedom and control.

Because dogs deserve more than a lifetime attached to a six-foot leash.

And hearing an owner this happy with their dog's progress? That's why I do what I do.

10/14/2026

Dog training advice on the internet be like:

ā€œRocks are actually squishy. They just tense up when you touch them.ā€

Trust me bro my neighbor had a rock once.

Now booking grooming appointments starting in December!We’ll be offering:• Brush & blowout  • Bath & dry  • Nail trims  ...
10/13/2026

Now booking grooming appointments starting in December!

We’ll be offering:

• Brush & blowout
• Bath & dry
• Nail trims
• Ear cleaning
• Teeth brushing

šŸ“… Available dates: December 5th, 9th, 19th & 23rd.

Limited availability—message us to book!

These services are only available to dogs who have completed a training program with us.

One of the best parts about boarding dogs I’ve trained is getting to see them again!A LOT of time and work goes into tra...
10/12/2026

One of the best parts about boarding dogs I’ve trained is getting to see them again!

A LOT of time and work goes into training these dogs, and you really do build a bond with them along the way.

Sweet Marley is one of my favorites! She’s always so happy to be here, and I’m just as happy to have her back!

Thanks Country Roads Bakery for baking all of us and our dogs goodies for group class!
10/10/2026

Thanks Country Roads Bakery for baking all of us and our dogs goodies for group class!

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