09/03/2026
⏰ 4:05 PM.
His dinner was scheduled for 4:00.
Norman: 👀👀 “I’m just going to stare at you until you remember your job.”
Me: “Do you want food?”
Norman: 🤪💥 FULL CRAZY MODE ACTIVATED!
He jumps on me, sends my phone flying, and apparently dinner time is now a contact sport. 😂🐾
5 minutes late… and this boy was ready to file a formal complaint. 😂