Life with Livia

Life with Livia I’m Livia!! I’m part West Highland Terrier and part Maltese!! I’m classy, sassy and a bit smart assy!

Livia: Mummy I is bored. Der is nuttin going on in da camps today. Me: Yes it is rather quiet. Livia: No drunken Bert. N...
08/31/2026

Livia: Mummy I is bored. Der is nuttin going on in da camps today.
Me: Yes it is rather quiet.
Livia: No drunken Bert. No crazy butt crack guy. It’s just boring. And you… just making purses.
Me: Well I’m trying to stay busy… you could play with your toys….
Livia: Even Notorious P I G can’t tempt me today. Sigh. I’m gonna nap I tinks.
Me: It ain’t easy being you….
Livia: No. No it isn’t.

Livia: Mummy, I know I’m sassy. I know I’m sneaky. I know I’m smart azzy. But I lubs you. Me: I love you too baby. I l...
08/28/2026

Livia: Mummy, I know I’m sassy. I know I’m sneaky. I know I’m smart azzy. But I lubs you.
Me: I love you too baby. I love when you’re so cuddly like this.
Livia: I know. Which is why I only do it occasionally. Too much of a good thing and all that….

08/27/2026

Livia: If I don’t look at her, she won’t know.
Me: Umm… excuse me??
Livia: Dammit. She knows. I gotta scram. One more tho…. Ok two.

08/26/2026

Livia: Mummy, today is an excellent day for walkies!!! There’s so many sniffs around da pond!!! I particularly love da Goose turds!!
Me: OMG Liv, really? Goose turds are gross!!! And do you really need to p*e SIX TIMES???
Livia: Of course I do’s!! Iz have to mark my territory!!! Dis pond is MINE!!!

Me: Umm Livy, the sandwich is gone…. I shared a bite. Livia: I knows dat. Duh. Me: Them want you eyeballing my plate st...
08/21/2026

Me: Umm Livy, the sandwich is gone…. I shared a bite.
Livia: I knows dat. Duh.
Me: Them want you eyeballing my plate still?
Livia: Duh, you still have chippies.

Livia: The sniffer sez…. Sniff sniff…. Corn muffin!! Me: As usual the sniffer is spot on. Ran out of blueberry muffins. ...
08/21/2026

Livia: The sniffer sez…. Sniff sniff…. Corn muffin!!
Me: As usual the sniffer is spot on. Ran out of blueberry muffins. Today is a corn muffin.
Livia: Iz love corn muffins.
Me: I’m not sure you ever had one.
Livia: Still. I knows. I always knows. My sniffer knows!!! My sniffer knows when I loves somtin.
Me: Ok ok…. I’ll leave you a nibble….
Livia: I knows you will. I’m too cute to ignore.

Livia: Mummy…. What’s you doin??? Me: Making jewelry. Livia: Dey is shiny…zzzzzz… iz it time for bed now? Me: Yes it is....
08/20/2026

Livia: Mummy…. What’s you doin???
Me: Making jewelry.
Livia: Dey is shiny…zzzzzz… iz it time for bed now?
Me: Yes it is. Sleepy night nights.

Livia: MUMMY!!!! I SAW SOMTIN OUTSIDE!!!! Me: Oh yeah?? What was it? Livia: I DUNNO WHAT IT WAS!!!! BUT IT WAS DEFINITE...
08/18/2026

Livia: MUMMY!!!! I SAW SOMTIN OUTSIDE!!!!
Me: Oh yeah?? What was it?
Livia: I DUNNO WHAT IT WAS!!!! BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY SOMTIN!!!
Me: Why don’t you go investigate. Daddy is outside cooking dinner.
Livia: DATS IT!!! ITS DADDY!! DADDY COOKIN DINNER IS DA SOMTIN! (Sniff sniff) SMELLS LIKE CHIMKIN!!!
Me: As usual your sniffer is spot on.

Livia: Must… stay… awake…. But da bum scratches!!! Ohhhh da bum scratches…. So relaxin. Don’t stop daddy!!!
08/17/2026

Livia: Must… stay… awake…. But da bum scratches!!! Ohhhh da bum scratches…. So relaxin. Don’t stop daddy!!!

Me: Ummm Liv Babe….Livia: Hmmmm? ZzzzMe: How many times did you jump up into my bed this morning and walk on my face jus...
08/14/2026

Me: Ummm Liv Babe….
Livia: Hmmmm? Zzzz
Me: How many times did you jump up into my bed this morning and walk on my face just to get me out of bed….???
Livia: A couple… three maybe? Six. It was six times.
Me: And now that I’m awake… what? You’re gonna sleep?
Livia: Yeah?? So???
Me: 🙄

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