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Life with Livia I’m Livia!! I’m part West Highland Terrier and part Maltese!! I’m classy, sassy and a bit smart assy!

Livia: Daddy!!! Remove this foul accoutrement from my head at once!!! Daddy: But it’s so cute!!! And Mummy is trying to...
10/22/2026

Livia: Daddy!!! Remove this foul accoutrement from my head at once!!!
Daddy: But it’s so cute!!! And Mummy is trying to take your picture!!!
Livia: I. DONT. CARE!!!! Remove it or I will!!!
Daddy: You can try…… 😈
Livia: Ugh. Really? It. Won’t. Come. Off!!!!!
Mummy: Ok ok. If you come here I’ll do it….
Livia: And you wonder why I hate the Spa…

Livia: Mummy, what’s Diamond Fart?? Me: Diamond FART??? Liv, it’s Diamond ART. Not Fart. Livia: Hehe I got you to say fa...
10/15/2026

Livia: Mummy, what’s Diamond Fart??
Me: Diamond FART??? Liv, it’s Diamond ART. Not Fart.
Livia: Hehe I got you to say fart.
Me: 🙄
Livia: Twice. 😈

Me: LIVY!!!!! What have you been doing????? Livia: Who me?Me: YES YOU!!! Livia: Nuttin. Me: Oh it’s not nuttin. It’s som...
10/11/2026

Me: LIVY!!!!! What have you been doing?????
Livia: Who me?
Me: YES YOU!!!
Livia: Nuttin.
Me: Oh it’s not nuttin. It’s somtin.
Livia: Nope. I is innocent.
Me: You are NOT innocent. You have been naughty.
Livia: Nopes. I is innocent as new snow.
Me: If that were true, your fur would look like NEW SNOW!!!
Livia: Well dats my story and I’m sticking to it.
Me: Well that’s a bull sheet story.
Livia: Hehe you said sheet.

Livia: Mummy, you and da daddy were gone for way too many dayz. Me: Well Livy, mummy wanted to take daddy on a vacation ...
10/09/2026

Livia: Mummy, you and da daddy were gone for way too many dayz.
Me: Well Livy, mummy wanted to take daddy on a vacation to give him a break from caring for me all day every day. It was only 5 days.
Livia: You cuddah takes me wit you.
Me: Livy! A cruise ship is not a place for Livy’s!! I bet you had a lot of fun with your puppy friends than you would have on the ship just stuck in our cabin all day.
Livia: So no one lets me steer da ship? Visit da p**p deck?
Me: Afraid not… anc I don’t think the “p**p deck” is a thing anymore.
Livia: Well den, I guess I got da better end of the deal…. I did have fun wit Piper and Tres….
Me: I knew you would!
Livia: Well now dat all is right in the world, ima sleep now. Zzzzzzz

Livia: Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!!! Walkies are the best!! The pond is bootiful tonight!!! I is so essscited!!!Me: It is beaut...
09/25/2026

Livia: Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!!! Walkies are the best!! The pond is bootiful tonight!!! I is so essscited!!!
Me: It is beautiful. And it’s our last weekend at camp so it’s nice that the weather is so good.
Livia: Say what now? We is leavin??
Me: Well yeah… it’s getting colder. It’s time to move home to the house.
Livia: But da house is so boring!!! No more Bert and his golf cart… no more plumber crack guy… and that nice lady who gibs me treatos?? We just leavin dem?
Me: Well they will move home too. The whole place closes in the winter. It’s too cold to live in a camper.
Livia: Dats a bummer.
Me: We will come back next year though. We will see them all again.
Livia: I hope butt crack guy keeps that butt crack warm dis winter…. He should pull his pants up.
Me: He should.

Zzzzzzzzzz
09/24/2026

Zzzzzzzzzz

Livia: Mummy, dis is a suckie day….. Me: It’s definitely an indoor day babe. Livia: No walkies…. No daddy tossing Notori...
09/20/2026

Livia: Mummy, dis is a suckie day…..
Me: It’s definitely an indoor day babe.
Livia: No walkies…. No daddy tossing Notorious P I G.
Me: I know baby. It’s a total washout. Very cold. Typical fall day I guess.
Livia: I miss da summers already.
Me: But both Mummy and Daddy are here with you… that’s good right?
Livia: Big deal. You two are snoozville. You aren’t fun without nice weather. Daddy on his compooter. You making your crafty sh*t…
Me: Livia!!!! Language!!!!
Livia: Ok Ok… crafty crap. Better??
Me: Loads. 🙄 So what are you going to do all day?
Livia: Zzzzzzz

Livia: Finally!! You’re awake!!! Me: Yeah yeah… I’m up. It’s not like you gave me a choice. It’s hard to sleep thru you ...
09/15/2026

Livia: Finally!! You’re awake!!!
Me: Yeah yeah… I’m up. It’s not like you gave me a choice. It’s hard to sleep thru you licking my face repeatedly. So… what do you want to do today? Walkies?? Notorious P I G toss??
Livia: Zzzzzzzzz
Me: Livia???
Livia: Zzzzzzzzzz
Me: For real? Are you really just going to go to sleep now I’m fully awake????
Livia: Zzzzzzzzz

09/12/2026

Livia: Daddy took me to the spa… do do do do do… 🎶🎶🎶
Livia: I’m so bootiful… do do do do do🎶🎶🎶
Livia: Daddy took me to the spa… do do do do do 🎶🎶🎶
Livia: I’m so bootiful…. Do do do do do 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Livia: He left us!!!! Daddy LEFT US!Me: Liv, he’s just grabbing our packages. Livia: Hehehehe can I drive?? 😈
09/10/2026

Livia: He left us!!!! Daddy LEFT US!
Me: Liv, he’s just grabbing our packages.
Livia: Hehehehe can I drive?? 😈

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