Life with Livia

Life with Livia I’m Livia!! I’m part West Highland Terrier and part Maltese!! I’m classy, sassy and a bit smart assy!

Me: Hey Livy, do you want to lick my yogurt cup?? Livia: Who me? Aww Mummy do you really mean it?? Me: Yes of course I d...
06/06/2026

Me: Hey Livy, do you want to lick my yogurt cup??
Livia: Who me? Aww Mummy do you really mean it??
Me: Yes of course I do. I always let you lick the cup….
Livia: Aww… Gee wiz mom…. You’re the best!!
Livia: (lick lick lick, muttering) You could have left me a little more mummy.

Livia: Mummy, dat footy don’t looks normal. Me: It’s not normal. Livia: Is dat why you don’t do walkies anymore?? Or pla...
06/02/2026

Livia: Mummy, dat footy don’t looks normal.
Me: It’s not normal.
Livia: Is dat why you don’t do walkies anymore?? Or plays outside wit me?
Me: Yes baby… I’m sorry.
Livia: I hate dat footy.
Me: Me too baby. Me too.

Livia: Mummy, I’m glad it’s finally nice out. Me: Me too baby, me too!! Livia: I liked da breeze blowing thru my fuzz. M...
05/25/2026

Livia: Mummy, I’m glad it’s finally nice out.
Me: Me too baby, me too!!
Livia: I liked da breeze blowing thru my fuzz.
Me: Yes the weather is quite nice today… how are things looking out there??
Livia: Da neighbor is doing yard work. He’s got plumbers crack…. Other than that, all is quiet on the camp front.

Livia: Mummy I is sick a da rain. Me: Me too Livy. I was hoping for a campfire tonight. Livia: And you look like heck Mu...
05/24/2026

Livia: Mummy I is sick a da rain.
Me: Me too Livy. I was hoping for a campfire tonight.
Livia: And you look like heck Mummy. You should brush your hair.
Me: Sigh, yes I suppose I should.

Livia: Mummy, I love relaxing with you while daddy works for me… Me: Livia, you don’t sound very grateful. Daddy is work...
05/17/2026

Livia: Mummy, I love relaxing with you while daddy works for me…
Me: Livia, you don’t sound very grateful. Daddy is working hard for you!!
Livia: I knows. But I cants halps so… might as well grab a snoozer with you!
Me: Mummy wishes she could help Daddy though. I hope you AND Daddy know that.
Livia: Maybe you were hurt so you could just provide a snoozy place for me?
Me: I certainly hope that wasn’t the reason!! I could buy you a dog bed for that!!
Livia: A dog bed isn’t as nice as your lap tho…

Livia: Mummy, I’m not sure I likes dis Walfarts place. Me: Walmart… Livia: Mummy, my nose is much better than yours… tru...
05/17/2026

Livia: Mummy, I’m not sure I likes dis Walfarts place.
Me: Walmart…
Livia: Mummy, my nose is much better than yours… trust me on this one.
Me: That is true. You have a great sniffer.
Livia: Yeah and I only put up with this lil sojourn of yours because there are treats involved.
Me: We did spend a fair amount of time in the puppy section.
Livia: As you should. Now, can we please get out of dis place?? My sniffer can’t handle much more….
Me: Yes yes… we are going.
Livia: I did have lots of people say how cute I am tho… and I got some pets from strangers…. So maybe it wasn’t sooooo bad…..

Livia: Mummy!! We is back at camps!!! I forgot about dis place!! It’s been so long!!! Me: It has been a long difficult w...
05/16/2026

Livia: Mummy!! We is back at camps!!! I forgot about dis place!! It’s been so long!!!
Me: It has been a long difficult winter. But we’ve got big plans for this place this summer. Mommy plans to add a nice gazebo outside the camper for us to lounge in.
Livia: Okays, but as long as you don’t cut into my play yard!!! I needs my exercise!! My space!!! My own private p**p spot!!
Me: Yeah yeah… you will still have all of that. Just let daddy finish mowing the lawn and we can work on your yard….
Livia: I’m much more important than a gazebo you know….
Me: Of course you are. But somehow I think you’re going to love gazebo time too…
Livia: Yeah yeah…. We will see. I will have to Livify the space of course…
Me: Of course…

Livia: MUMMY!!! HEY!!! MUMMY!!!!!Me: Yes Livy darling???? Livia: UMMMM DADDY BROUGHT ME UP TO BED!!!!! Me: Yeah… so? He ...
05/16/2026

Livia: MUMMY!!! HEY!!! MUMMY!!!!!
Me: Yes Livy darling????
Livia: UMMMM DADDY BROUGHT ME UP TO BED!!!!!
Me: Yeah… so? He went to bed 9:30!! I’m not ready yet!
Livia: WELL YOU BETTER GET READY!! CUZ IM NOT MOVING UNTIL YOU GET YOUR MUMMY BUTT UP HERE!!!
Me: Have you been there since 9:30? It’s almost 11pm!!
Livia: EXACTLY MY POINT!!! GET YOUR MUMMY BUTT UP HERE SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP!!!!
ME: Ok!! Ok!! I’m coming!! Jeeze….
Livia: DON’T YOU JEEZE ME WOMAN!!!

Me: Livy…. Look at me!! Livia: No. Me: Livia!! Look at Mummy right now. Livia: No!! You know I’ve been up to mischief a...
05/15/2026

Me: Livy…. Look at me!!
Livia: No.
Me: Livia!! Look at Mummy right now.
Livia: No!! You know I’ve been up to mischief and I can’t face it!!!
Me: Then WHY do you get up to mischief?? Damn it all to hell… there goes a perfectly good grooming appointment. Now you look like hell.
Livia: But I had fun….
Me: 🙄

Livia: Ummmmmmm scuze me!!!! Mummy!!!! Mummy!!!!! Me: Yes Livy?? Livia: Food!!! You has food!!!!!! Me: Yes, MY dinner!!!...
05/14/2026

Livia: Ummmmmmm scuze me!!!! Mummy!!!! Mummy!!!!!
Me: Yes Livy??
Livia: Food!!! You has food!!!!!!
Me: Yes, MY dinner!!!
Livia: Buts!! That’s chimkin!!! And I sniffs cheesy broccoli too???
Me: So??
Livia: Gimme! Gimme!! Gimmeeeeeee!!!!
Me: Manners!! Good grief you act like I starve you or something.
Livia: Rights now you starving me of chimkin and cheesy broccoli!!!!!
Me: 🙄

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