05/25/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to report: the Memorial Day Pawty has officially concluded… and what a scene it was.
Witnesses report uncontrollable zoomies, multiple cases of tail-wag turbulence, and at least one suspect caught red-pawed mid-air. Authorities confirm: no injuries… just vibes.
At this hour, the situation is fully under control. Treat supplies have been secured, energy levels are finally dropping, and all good pups are resting after today’s chaos.
Memorial Day is officially wrapped up, and Ruby’s will resume normal hours tomorrow.