Squirrel Knows Dogs

08/01/2025

DOGust is here. The truth is coming. Bruce is stretching. You? Better hydrate. August 1 teaser post drops the leash on what’s about to go down all month.
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Celebrate DOGust with Bruce! Get ready for snarky truths about rescue drama, bad adoption advice, and real talk for dog lovers.

07/31/2025

Breed standards are made up. Your dog’s worth isn’t. July 31 drops the leash on the AKC fantasy and calls out the beauty pageant that’s hurting our dogs.
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Discover why breed standards are flawed and how they impact your dog's health and happiness. It's time for a new perspective on canine breeding!

07/30/2025

Mutt Isn’t a Dirty Word

MUTT. Say it with pride.

In this week’s Your Dog Isn’t Broken, we’re celebrating the gloriously untrackable, wildly wonderful dogs who came out of the mystery box and became our soulmates.

🎧 Topics include:
🧬 Why mutts aren’t “less than”
🐾 What behavior issues have nothing to do with breed
😂 Bruce’s personal mutt meltdown in a hotel lobby

Listen here: https://open.spotify.com/show/0OXpWnls8DpeXyfKnTkH7Y?si=fe8beaeec6674fdb

Comment 🐕 if your mutt is 3% border collie, 80% drama, and 17% emotional damage.

07/30/2025

“Mutt” isn’t a dirty word. It’s the ultimate compliment. If someone looks down on your dog’s DNA cocktail, July 30’s post gives you the words — and the bark — to bite back.
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Embrace the beauty of mutts! Discover why this title represents resilience, uniqueness, and emotional depth in our furry friends.

07/30/2025

One ear up. One leg too long. A bark like a chainsaw. Yep, that’s our mutt. And they’re perfect. 💛 Episode 14 of Your Dog Isn’t Broken is here to celebrate the chaos.
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Celebrate the legendary mutts! Discover the health perks and loyalty of mixed breeds. Your dog isn’t ‘just’ anything—they’re everything!

07/29/2025

Bruce’s Official Mutt Ranking System (Totally Biased)

Bruce has thoughts. And he’s not holding back.

Introducing: the Totally Biased, Completely Unscientific Mutt Rating System.

🐕 Chihuahua Mix: 14/10 — pocket-sized drama with a bark that says “fight me.”
🐶 Pit Mix: 100/10 — beefcake cuddle monster, probably emotional support certified
🐕‍🦺 Shepherd Mix: 8/10 — strategic genius but always suspicious of the vacuum
🐩 Poodle Mix: 11/10 — IQ of a child prodigy, sheds glitter, judges your life

Got a mutt that defies logic and DNA? Drop a pic and Bruce will rate them.
Or comment “RANK ME” and I’ll send you Bruce’s full rating scale in all its snarky glory.

07/29/2025

Bruce ranked your mutt. It's unhinged, offensive, hilarious, and somehow… exactly right. July 29 Tuesday Tangent is here to cause drama and drop Fritos-scented truth.
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Discover Bruce's hilarious and unfiltered ranking of mutt combos, from chaos-loving pups to couch-destroyers. It’s a must-read for dog lovers!

07/28/2025

A Mutt Is Not a ‘Mystery’ — It’s a Masterpiece

Your mutt is not a discount dog.
They’re a DIY legend. A genetic thrift store haul. The physical embodiment of “you get what you get and it’s fabulous.”

Stop acting like not knowing the breed means they’re broken.
My mutt has the courage of a pit bull, the digestive system of a goat, and the attitude of a raccoon on Red Bull.

Comment 🧬 if you want my Mutt Owner’s Starter Pack: everything you need to train, survive, and decode your mystery masterpiece.

07/28/2025

Your mutt isn’t a mystery to be solved. They’re a masterpiece — built of scraps, sass, and soul. July 28 is dragging breed snobbery straight to the dog park gates.
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Celebrate your dog's uniqueness! Discover why mutts are masterpieces, not mysteries, and embrace their extraordinary personalities.

07/27/2025

The Group Chat Is Open

What’s something your dog does that would get them kicked out of a polite society group chat?

Bruce once farted so loud he scared himself and blamed the cat.