09/19/2026
** this is a joke for now, BUT Im already getting those holiday appointments! **
groomer knows how this goes. 😂
August: “I’ll get back to you.”
September: “Our schedule is crazy.”
October: “I don’t want to book that far ahead.”
November 20th:
“HEYYYY! Any chance you can squeeze Fluffy in before Thanksgiving? 🥰”
No. ❤️
Thanksgiving did not sneak up on you.
Then December:
“Anything before Christmas?”
Absolutely.
December 47th at 3:15 AM. 😂
“But we’ve been coming to you for YEARS!”
Exactly.
So you’ve personally experienced Christmas before.
“I only need a quick groom!”
Perfect. I’ll hit the QUICK GROOM BUTTON we’ve apparently been hiding.
“Can’t you squeeze him in somewhere?”
WHERE?!
THE GLOVE BOX?! 😭
The holidays come at the same time every year.
Your groomer didn’t suddenly become booked.
Everybody else booked before you did.
PREBOOK. THE. DOG. 🎄😂