Kearney Poop Patrol

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Kearney Poop Patrol Kearney, Missouri Local Pet Waste Removal Service. We promise a friendly, professional, service that will leave your yard looking and smelling better.

1 Dog weekly service - $30 Month
2 Dog weekly service - $35 Month
3 Dog weekly service - $40 Month
*1st Service will be based off condition of yard.

07/31/2026

🐾 Kearney P**p Patrol Update! 🐾

It’s been a while since I’ve checked in, but I’m still out helping keep yards clean across Kearney!

Whether you’re busy with work, traveling, or just don’t want to spend your weekends scooping, I’ve got you covered.

✅ Weekly service
✅ Reliable and affordable
✅ Friendly local service
✅ Free estimates

If you’re interested or know someone who could use a hand, send me a message. I appreciate all the support the Kearney community has shown my small business!

— Karter Pogue, Owner
Kearney P**p Patrol 🐶💩

04/26/2026

Prom night ✔️
Looked sharp, danced, had a great time…

Fast forward to this morning….back to reality. ☀️
Beautiful day and I’m outside scooping dog p**p so you don’t have to. 💩😂

Kale & I still have a few openings on our route!!!

If your yard needs some attention, let us know we’ve got you covered.

**pPatrol

03/29/2026

Easter Bunny is making his rounds soon… 🐰
Let’s make sure he doesn’t leave with more than he brought 💩😂

I’m on Spring Break, so it’s the perfect time to get your yard cleaned up for the kids!

Shoot me a message — I’ve got openings this week!
🐾 Bulldog owned. Kearney proud.
Karter Pogue

03/22/2026

Hey guys! 👋🐾

We’re out working our normal route today. Be on the lookout for a message when we’re headed your way!

We appreciate you all! Let us know if you need anything at all!

—Karter

🐾 Assistant Supervisor Dotty B reporting for dooty literally! 🐾I had to stop and get approval from the real boss around ...
03/08/2026

🐾 Assistant Supervisor Dotty B reporting for dooty literally! 🐾

I had to stop and get approval from the real boss around here… Dotty B. 🐶

She inspected the yard, supervised operations, and confirmed we’re ready to keep Kearney yards clean, fresh, and p**p-free…. And approved with a fresh one herself💩🤣!!!

Spring is coming and the piles are starting to appear… 👀
If your yard needs backup, Kearney P**p Patrol is on the job.

Thanks for supporting my small business!

— Karter

💩 Kearney P**p Patrol
Reliable. Local. Bulldog owned.

02/14/2026

💘 HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, KEARNEY 💘

Roses are red…
Violets are blue…
If your yard smells funny…
We already know it’s you. 👀🐶

Love is in the air.
Unfortunately… so is something else.

This Valentine’s Day, show you really care:

✨ Clean yard
✨ No “surprise” landmines
✨ A backyard that says “I love you” instead of “watch your step”

Nothing says romance like:
“Babe, I hired Kearney P**p Patrol.” 😎

We’ll handle the dirty work so you can focus on chocolates, flowers, and not stepping in regret.

Message us today because true love doesn’t track into the house. 💕

**pPatrol


02/10/2026

Hey you! 👀 Yeah… you.

I see you — and you know I know you just noticed all that “special yard art” thawing out from winter. ❄️💩

Don’t worry… we got you, Kearney. 😉

📲 Message us or drop a comment… your yard deserves better than a springtime surprise.
Kearney P**p Patrol we’ll handle the dirty work so you don’t have to! 🐾💪

Tell me we’ve been busy without telling me we’ve been busy. 65 gallons of dog poo and 15 gallons yesterday!!!!!!!!!!! We...
02/08/2026

Tell me we’ve been busy without telling me we’ve been busy. 65 gallons of dog poo and 15 gallons yesterday!!!!!!!!!!! Weather is going to keep getting better and your dogs are going to keep on going outside. We are here for you! Reach out don’t be scared!👍👍😎😤😤😤

02/07/2026

Sun’s out, snow is soft, and the great melt-out is officially in progress 😎❄️💩

Yards are thawing, landmines are surfacing, and your favorite scoop squad is ready to roll. Holla at your boys 📣📣we’ve got the bags, the boots, and zero shame!
**pPatrol

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