10/06/2026
Why is Monday a corgi’s favorite day?
Because the humans FINALLY go back to work. 😂
The couch? Mine.
The bed? Also mine.
The entire house? Obviously mine.
I can bark at the mailman without being told, “THAT’S ENOUGH.”
I can scream at a leaf blowing across the yard with ZERO reprimand.
I can nap wherever I want, shed wherever I want, and spend six uninterrupted hours protecting this family from squirrels, delivery trucks, suspicious neighbors, and absolutely nothing.
No one asking, “What are you barking at?”
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, KAREN. I’m working. 🐾
Happy Monday.
The humans call it the start of the work week.
Corgis call it getting their house back.