10/17/2026
π¨ SATELLITE DISHES ARE SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS π¨
If youβre currently paying for satellite TV or high-speed Wi-Fi, stop. Just come adopt Monica or Pancake, because between the two of them, they are picking up signals from deep space.
We are officially hosting the Ultimate Shelter Ear-Off, and the tension is palpable.
CONTENDER 1: MONICA
Monicaβs ears donβt just stand up! They aggressively demand your attention. They are perky, aerodynamic, and standing at full military attention 24/7. She can hear a cheese wrapper being touched three miles away, your secrets, and probably your exact credit card number.
CONTENDER 2: REBA
Reba took a completely different, unhinged approach to structural physics. Are her ears pointing north and west? Is one flopping while the other tries to reach the heavens? Who knows! Itβs absolute chaotic geometry, and she wears it like high fashion.
The judges are deadlocked because both of these weirdos are serving absolute perfection. But honestly? The real prize is that BOTH of them are fully available for adoption and ready to judge your music taste in person.
π Vetting and Adoption Info
Both Monica and Reba are spayed, fully vaccinated, heartworm negative, and completely unimpressed by basic-looking ears.
Adoption fee is $80 each.
Who takes the crown? Drop a comment below to let us know and visit the shelter to meet Monica and Reba! We're open for adoptions from 12-4 pm πΎ π‘ π π