Squaredy Cats

Squaredy Cats Soft edgy mashup characters based on cats and scary things.
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  fans in the Squaredy Squad, the cats are napping for now, but my creative bones are going wild. I’ve started a Patreon...
03/24/2026

fans in the Squaredy Squad, the cats are napping for now, but my creative bones are going wild. I’ve started a Patreon page for my writing. I encourage you to support with a free follow (you’ll find it in this page bio). Writing has made me the happiest I’ve felt in years. My first project will be ongoing until it’s finished. You can follow my progress for free, or you can choose from three tiers to access more of what I’m working on. After I finish the current project I’ll post monthly short stories or chapters to upcoming work.
Read my first post to know what I intend to accomplish by writing FRANKENSTEIN; Borrowed Remains, Origins of the Creature’s Parts and Spirit. It’s Written in the voice of an old man from the late nineteenth century recalling events from his childhood. It’s not gory, and while it is technically horror it’s gentle in language and tone. It’s about the people, not the macabre.
I’m looking forward to sharing this with you more than you can imagine. Below you’ll find the first draft of the first words in this book as told by Matthias Huber:
“I have long hesitated to set this account to paper, for fear of being branded a madman. The strange occurrences of my youth defy the common laws of nature, but I swear upon my honor every word is true. Tales of hearsay are generally submitted to skeptical eyes and ears. Despite this belief, you ought to remain wary. The spirit of the woods might propound itself to be an angel of mercy, but wisdom tells us to treat this specter with apprehension. To trifle with a filthy demon is to invite peril into the home, for such creatures delight in the ruin of men. But skepticism cannot shield a nonbeliever from the fury of a monster...”

02/23/2026
This announcement is very difficult. I’ve held back on posting it for days. If you take anything away from what we’re sa...
01/28/2026

This announcement is very difficult. I’ve held back on posting it for days. If you take anything away from what we’re saying, please take the gratitude we feel for having brought a product to market for several years with your help. I never want to let go of Squaredy Cats, but the current political climate and economy is making it impossible to continue. I don’t have plans on what to do next, but I hope we’ll have an opportunity to return to Squaredy Cats in the future. Squaredy Cats has been the most exciting chapter of my creative life, and I don’t feel as if it’s completed or has reached its full potential.
We will return one way or another. For now we’ll continue selling the plush stock we have (including what we’re manufacturing right now). Help us out by using our favorite coupon code to get 25% off (use code: SUGAR25 at checkout). Your support will help us navigate a plan for a future return to bringing you fun, spooky-sweet designs.
Thank you! Kurt

We’re a small business, and tariffs are hitting hard. Take advantage with this unheard of sale! Finish your collection o...
01/15/2026

We’re a small business, and tariffs are hitting hard. Take advantage with this unheard of sale! Finish your collection of Squaredy Cats by adding Sugar Skull Cathulhu for an unbelievable 90% off when you buy 2 signature size Squaredy Cats at list! With our flat rate shipping you’ll make out like a bandit! Rob us of our squishies! Just use code: FREESUGAR at checkout in our shop. Remember to add quantity below the cart because you’re not limited to one. Did someone say gifts?

Numbah Nine does not play. He’s a completist.
01/07/2026

Numbah Nine does not play. He’s a completist.

Experimenting in my old traditional drawing/inking style, but digitally. Numbah Nine looks pretty okay.
01/06/2026

Experimenting in my old traditional drawing/inking style, but digitally. Numbah Nine looks pretty okay.

I can’t tell you how many times autocorrect has tried to change Cathulhu to Cathy. Why should 2026 be any different?
01/05/2026

I can’t tell you how many times autocorrect has tried to change Cathulhu to Cathy. Why should 2026 be any different?

Numbah Nine is here to collect. Use code: SUGAR25 for 25% off Squaredy Cats Mystery Splats keychain plushies before you’...
12/09/2025

Numbah Nine is here to collect. Use code: SUGAR25 for 25% off Squaredy Cats Mystery Splats keychain plushies before you’re the one who gets collected.

11/13/2025

I completely forgot to list the new Glow in the Dark Cathulhu in our Etsy shop. Well, it’s there now, and it glows like a moth trucker! Plus the entire Etsy shop is 30% through Monday (regular price in our linked shop).

11/13/2025

Full disclosure, I’m testing out Zeely AI for content generation. I’m underwhelmed as all three test videos timed out while rendering. After some time they finally rendered, but the playback is glitchy and clunky. Should I continue exploring this or make my own reels?

🖤 A Little Spooky Sweet Real Talk 🖤Our Spooky Sweet Kickstarter technically hit its goal — but here’s the real scoop: ne...
11/12/2025

🖤 A Little Spooky Sweet Real Talk 🖤
Our Spooky Sweet Kickstarter technically hit its goal — but here’s the real scoop: nearly half the pledges didn’t clear. 😭 After failed cards and fees, we’ll be working with about half the funds we planned for.
We’re still making it happen (because that’s what Squaredy Cats do 💪), but production might take a little longer while we raise the rest through our shop and events.
We can’t thank you enough for believing in our weird, wonderful, spooky-cute dream. Your support keeps this small but mighty team going. 💜
👻 Stay tuned — and if you missed the campaign, you can still help at SquaredyCats.com!

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