BooBoo & The House of Chaos

06/11/2026

If I meow and nobody responds,

I'll simply meow louder.

Myka's rule #1

06/10/2026

The sink keeps producing water, but never tuna fish 🐟

Explain that 🤔🌊🐠

06/10/2026

Muppet: "Best friends come in all sizes."

Evinrude: "you lick me one more time and the paw 🐾 of justice will be swift "

06/10/2026

🐾 "Everyone keeps saying I'm tiny. Yet somehow all the missing snacks are still my fault."

06/09/2026

🐾📋 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM EVINRUDE BooBoo & The House of Chaos 📋🐾

After careful research, extensive investigation, I have launched a petition to eliminate Mondays.

Current supporters include: 🐱 Cats 🐶 Dogs 🐹 Hamsters 😴 Anyone who hit snooze this morning

Will you sign the petition?
👍 = Yes, eliminate Mondays

❤️ = Replace Monday with Second Sunday

😂 = I need more details before committing, what say you?

Tell me: If you could rename Monday, what would you call it? 😼☕🐾

Renaming Committee:

1. Kana Goes Woof 2.0
2. The Life of Riley and Krewe
3. Alfred the Golden Retriever 4. The Roland Report
5. Skelly Boy

How to play: place your votes and comments below, replace your 5 committee members with the 1st 5 that appear when you type @ (or please join and start your own committee 😀)

🐾📋😹

06/09/2026

Elegance is not something you wear. It's something you stare at people with. 👗👜👠💅🏻👑💃🏻

06/08/2026

Evinrude: "Wait, it's Monday again?"

Myka: "It happens every week."

Evinrude: "That seems excessive. "

Myka: "It's literally how calendars work."

Evinrude: "I'd like to file a complaint." 😢 😭 🐾

06/07/2026

Evinrude's behind me, isn't he? 🤔👀💭

06/06/2026