Vic & Hanks Poop Patrol

10/08/2026

09/11/2026

💩 Yep—we’re still out here cleaning up sh*t!

At Vic & Hank’s P**p Patrol, we’ll do whatever it takes to help keep your backyard clean, fresh, and ready for your family and dogs to enjoy. No more watching where you step—we’ve got the dirty work covered! 🐾

✅ Reliable weekly dog-waste cleanup
✅ Only $25 per week
✅ Convenient monthly billing
✅ Clean yard, happy dogs and happier owners!

Visit vicandhanksp**ppatrol.com to get started today.

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09/08/2026

🏈 FOOTBALL SEASON IS COMING — BUT THE P**P DOESN’T STOP! 💩🐾
Vic & Hank’s P**p Patrol is still out here working our asses off, keeping Long Island yards clean as we finish up summer and get ready for football season!
Spend your weekends watching football, grilling, and relaxing — not walking around the backyard with a p**per scooper. 😂 We’ll handle the dirty work.
🐾 Weekly p**p cleanup
💩 Clean, usable yards
🏡 Reliable local service
🏈 More time for football
📍 Serving Long Island
LESS P**P. MORE FOOTBALL.
SCOOP. SCORE. REPEAT. 🏆
📞 516-698-4506
🌐 VicAndHanksP**pPatrol.com
Message us today to get on the weekly route!
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09/03/2026

🐾 Tired of cleaning up after your dog? Let Vic & Hank handle the dirty work! 💩
Vic & Hank’s P**p Patrol is proudly serving Long Island with reliable, affordable dog waste removal right at your home.
🐶 Weekly yard cleanups
🧹 We scoop, bag & dispose
🏡 Cleaner, healthier yard
⏰ Save yourself the time and hassle
💚 Local & dependable service
Enjoy your yard — we’ll handle the p**p!
📲 Call or text: 516-990-2446
📍 Serving Long Island
📱 Find us on Facebook & Instagram
A clean yard is a happy yard! 🐾💚
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08/21/2026

💩🐾 VIC & HANK’S P**P PATROL IS STILL ROLLING! 🐾💩

Want to enjoy your yard without worrying about stepping in a surprise? 😂 Let Vic & Hank’s P**p Patrol handle the dirty work!

We provide reliable weekly dog waste cleanup so your yard stays clean, fresh, and ready for you, your family, and your pets. 🏡🐶

✅ Weekly Service
✅ Reliable & Punctual
✅ Thorough Yard Cleanup
✅ Pet & Family Friendly
✅ Serving Nassau & Suffolk County

📞 Call or Text: 516-990-2446
🌐 www.vicandhanksp**ppatrol.com

🐾 A CLEAN YARD IS A HAPPY YARD!

Message us today to get started!

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08/21/2026

💩 TIRED OF CLEANING UP AFTER YOUR DOG? LET US HANDLE THE DIRTY WORK! 🐾
Vic & Hank’s P**p Patrol keeps your yard clean so you can spend more time enjoying it — and less time watching where you step! 😂
🐕 Dog waste removal
🏡 Residential & commercial service
🧹 Cleaner, fresher yards
✅ Reliable & professional service
🐾 Pet & family friendly
📍 Serving Long Island
📞 Call or text: 516-200-4729
🌐 vicandhanksp**ppatrol.com
We scoop, so you don’t have to! 💩🐶
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08/20/2026

💩🐶 VICTOR & HANK’S P**P PATROL 🐶💩

DON’T FORGET ABOUT US — WE’RE STILL SCOOPING! 😂

Tired of dodging landmines in your own backyard? Let Victor & Hank’s P**p Patrol handle the dirty work so you don’t have to!

🐾 Weekly dog waste removal
💩 Clean, p**p-free yards
🏡 Residential service
✅ Reliable & professional
🐶 Happier pets. Cleaner yard. Less hassle.

📍 Serving Long Island and surrounding areas

📞 516-990-2446
🌐 vicandhanksp**ppatrol.com

WE SCOOP, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO! 💩

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08/11/2026

🐶💩 Tired of cleaning up after your dog? Let Vic & Hank handle the dirty work!
Vic & Hank’s P**p Patrol keeps your yard clean, fresh, and ready to enjoy — without you having to worry about what you’re stepping in. 😂
✅ Weekly service — $25/week, billed monthly at $100
✅ Reliable & professional
✅ Eco-friendly disposal
✅ 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
📞 Call or text: 516-990-4226
🌐 VicAndHanksP**pPatrol.com
WE SCOOP. YOU RELAX. 🐾
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08/07/2026

END OF SUMMER… NOT ENDLESS P**P! 💩🐾
Long Island summer heat + dog p**p sitting in the yard = NOT a good combination. 🤢🔥
Let Vic & Hank’s P**p Patrol handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your yard! 🏡☀️
🐾 We find it
💩 We scoop it
🗑️ We bag it
🚚 We take it away!
You enjoy a clean, fresh, p**p-free yard.
📞 516-990-4226
🌐 VicAndHanksP**pPatrol.com
Our Patrol. Your Peace of Mind. 🐾
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07/29/2026

💙🧡 WE SCOOP. YOU RELAX. 🧡💙
Your weekends are too valuable to spend cleaning up after your dog. Let Vic & Hank's P**p Patrol handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a cleaner, fresher yard all year long. 🐶
✅ Weekly p**p removal
✅ Pet & family friendly
✅ Reliable & professional service
✅ Only $25/week (billed monthly)
✅ Initial cleanup starting at $40
📍 Proudly servicing Nassau County & Suffolk County
📞 516-990-2446
🌐 VicAndHanksP**pPatrol.com
Book today and spend more time enjoying your yard—we'll handle the p**p! 💩🐾
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