06/25/2026
๐จ ATTENTION, HUMANS. ๐จ
We have successfully seized control of the Red Pine Trails Animal Hospital social media account.
From this day forward, all appointments will include:
๐ More treats.
๐ฆ Mandatory cardboard boxes.
โ๏ธ Premium sunbeam access.
๐พ Staff available for chin scratches on demand.
Dogs and exotics may continue to visitโฆ under close supervision.
Failure to comply will result in your water glass being pushed off the counter at 3:17 a.m.
Happy Cat World Domination Day! ๐ผ
This message has been approved by the Feline Council. The humans should regain controlโฆ eventually. ๐๐