07/03/2026
🇺🇸🦅 HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO EVERYONE… except the doodle that made direct eye contact with me before trying to eat my brush. 🇺🇸
July 4th forecast:
🎆 100% chance of fireworks.
🌭 Hot dogs mysteriously disappearing.
🐾 One freshly groomed dog immediately finding the only mud puddle within a 5-mile radius.
🦅 Freedom.
To the dogs:
Please stop eating mulch.
Please stop licking the grill.
Please stop acting like the Amazon driver is invading the country.
To the owners:
“No, he never mats.” Bestie… I literally had to excavate his ears like I was on an archaeological dig. 😭
And before this weekends fireworks…
✨ Keep your babies inside.
✨ Double-check those collars and ID tags.
✨ Maybe skip taking your anxious Chihuahua to the neighborhood fireworks show. He already thinks the ceiling fan is plotting against him.
Have a safe, happy 4th of July! ❤️🤍💙
Now go let your little bald eagle live their best life… just preferably not by rolling in p**p 12 minutes after their groom. 🇺🇸🐶
*the sweet babies that came in this week🤍
