06/19/2026
🚨 Security Alert 🚨
It has come to my attention that Equinox and Cosmo have spent the evening systematically chewing a piece of bamboo into what can only be described as a prison shank.
I don’t know what their end goal is. I don’t know who they’re mad at. I don’t know if I’m the target.
What I do know is that they worked on it with an alarming level of focus and teamwork. One would chew, the other would inspect. Then they’d switch roles like tiny furry inmates with a well established operation.
The weapon has been confiscated, but both suspects remain uncooperative and continue to stare at me as if they know where I sleep.
If I suddenly stop posting, please tell the authorities to start their investigation with Equinox and Cosmo.
For legal purposes, this is a joke.
For survival purposes, I wish I was joking.