08/19/2026
🍄 Hi! Let me introduce—or reintroduce—myself… again. 😆
🍄 My name is Vanessa — not Nova.
Nova is my Bichon mix who got me into grooming. I am the “Co.” in Nova & Co. 💅
🍄 I’m 36 — April Ta**us ♉️
🍄 I’m a mom of SIX. Biological, step & foster kids… we catch ’em all. 😉
Ages 18, 12, 11, 10, 8 & 7. All girls except ONE son — and naturally, he’s the youngest. 😂
🍄 I’m married to a wonderful man from Zambia, Africa. 🇿🇲❤️
🍄 And because apparently one wedding date wasn’t enough for us, we have TWO:
💍 10/25/25 — My stomach perforated while I was getting my makeup done. I somehow made it through the ceremony before leaving in an ambulance while our guests enjoyed the reception, completely clueless about what was happening. They thought we were off taking pictures. 🙃
Meanwhile, we were checking in for emergency surgery and my 10-day all-inclusive hospital stay. 💁🏻♀️
💍 01/17/26 — Wedding 2.0. Our redo, and everything we ever dreamed of. 💓
🍄 I’m one of three siblings with two older brothers.
🍄 I’ve loved animals for as long as I can remember. My kindergarten show & tell I demanded to bring in a live lamb from my grandpaps farm🐑
🍄 I spent my teen years helping a kids’ camp run their horse program and day camps. I also played basketball, volleyball, the flute, and threw rifle in colorguard.
🍄 I started my first vet tech job at 18, and spent the next decade and a half working in pretty much every facet of veterinary medicine.
🍄 I also said I would NEVER be a groomer (not for lack of respect total opposite I couldn’t compute how they did what they did). 🫠
I also said I’d never have more than one child too, so at this point I should probably stop saying “never.”
🍄 I went into human cosmetology school but missed working with animals. Then I had my AH-HA moment:
✨ Cosmetology + animals = GROOMING. ✨
🍄 I opened Nova & Co. in 2023, specializing in creative grooming. 🎨🐩
🍄 I still work two days a week in veterinary medicine as a surgery technician & receptionist.
🍄 When I actually have time to read, give me SJM, fantasy & dark romance. 📚
🍄 I LOVE documentaries. Pretty much all of them.
🍄 I have POTS — Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.
Salt = life. 😆
🍄 I love to sing and possess a wonderfully mediocre voice. Unfortunately for my children and grooming clients, this has never stopped me. Sing like no one’s listening right?! 🎤😂
🍄 I’m loud, outgoing, opinionated and sarcastic — but also extremely empathetic. I like to think I’m basically a kind, squishy interior wrapped in a hard, sarcastic exterior. 😆
🍄 And finally, the current pet situation:
🐱 7 cats
🐶 3 dogs
🦎 1 reptile
Because apparently six children weren’t enough dependents. 😂
🍄 And yes, I deliberately chose a picture that has absolutely nothing to do with grooming because it is one of my favorite pictures ever taken.
I like to call it:
❤️ “Little Red Riding Hood and HER Wolves.” 💅🐺
And there you have it. I have now told the internet my entire life story.
The test will be passed out shortly. 😉😉