06/01/2026
Captain Catnip is currently stationed in the exact center of the floor, where all movement is clearly a personal inconvenience directed at him.
Eyes half closed. Ears tipped back. Full-on annoyed mode engaged.
The surrounding hubbub has been noted, disapproved of, and mentally filed under “absolutely unnecessary.” Every step nearby is met with silent judg
ment and the unmistakable energy of a cat who feels the entire shelter should have been quieter, slower, and preferably nonexistent for the next several hours.
He will not be moving. You will be adjusting.
Captain Catnip's bio 👇
https://www.petfinder.com/cat/captain-catnip-a11395dd-b41f-430c-96ec-1dd2bc96de5a/mi/grand-rapids/crashs-landing-cat-rescue-placement-center-mi275/details/