09/02/2026
Ok- today is a better day than yesterday (so far, its not over but knocking on all the wood!!!).
Drove in to see this hooligan just walking down the driveway (now even here he is still secure, this is just not pasture or animal area, its human area) and this song has been my song to him all week, I've finally put it to paper.
So here is Rudy's song sung to the tune of the great Johnny Cash's "I've been Everywhere"
I've traveled every road on this farm man,
I've been everywhere, man,
All across this farm, man,
Slippin’ through gate, man,
Teaching goats habits, man
I've been EVERYWHERE!!!!!
I’ve been to:
Big pigs, little pigs,
Italian pigs, old pigs,
Furry pigs, pink pigs,
Piggy Parlor, BIG pigs,
Sassy pigs, sleepy pigs,
Duck coops, chicken coops,
Emu Island, turkey troops,
Sheriff Paul, Deputy Pam,
Patrick wondering where I am,
Lieutenant Parker, Lieutenant Preston,
None of them have learned their lesson,
Drain Commissioner Linda too,
Chief Communications Officer Noodle,
WHEW!
I've everywhere, man,
I've everywhere, man,
All across this farm, man,
Nobody understands, man,
How I fit through there, man!
I've EVERYWHERE.
I’ve been to:
Goat school with
Bradley Cooper, Ethel, Spike and Cleo,
Ricky, Wanda, Lulu, Esther, Lucy,
Artichoke and little Maizy too man!
Baby Sprite, Big goats, small goats,
Old goats, tall goats,
Teaching every single goat
How to squeeze through SMALL HOLES!
I go everywhere, man,
I go everywhere, man,
Teaching them my habits, man,
Leading escape plans, man,
I’m the smallest one here, man,
But I go EVERYWHERE.
I’ve been to:
Old horses, small horses,
Big horses, Ponies, mules and Cushing’s horses, blind horses,
Jonah, he’s a spicy one!
Jack and Diane,
Old hens, young hens
Phineas, P***y,
Rocky, Nadia, Granite & Fernando the mullet man!
Tiny Cow & Benny Boo Man.
Watch out for Big Dom man!
Loud guy Carl, Dolly Doo, Toula Too, Mama J, Baby Frankie Man,
Frodo and Bill man!
Because here comes Rudy Tooty Man!
I go everywhere, man,
I go everywhere, man,
Across this whole darn farm, man,
Causing some alarm man,
Teaching goats bad habits, man.
I've been EVERYWHERE............