08/26/2026
🎓 LESSON TIME: THE 5 DEGREES OF CHINESE CRESTED “NAKED” 😂
Alright y’all, pull up a chair because today we’re discussing something that confuses the fire outta folks new to Chinese Cresteds:
How can FIVE dogs all be Chinese Cresteds and range from buck naked to looking like Cousin It? 🤣
Well honey, hairless ain’t just hairless in this breed. There are LEVELS to this foolishness.
Think of it like Southern sweet tea. You can have a little sugar, some sugar, a whole lotta sugar, diabetes in a Mason jar… and then somebody shows up drinking unsweetened tea and ruins the whole comparison. 😂
Here we go…
1️⃣ TRUE HAIRLESS — less than about 25% body hair
This baby is NAKED naked.
Head, feet and tail get the decorations, but the body said:
“No thank you, ma’am. We will not be participating in hair today.” 😂
This is the Crested equivalent of your husband walking through the house in his underwear like curtains somehow make it private.
Very little body hair. Very little shaving.
Basically born nekkid and proud of it.
2️⃣ MODERATE HAIRLESS — around 50% body hair
Now Mother Nature started crocheting a sweater…
and got distracted halfway through. 🤣
You’ve still got plenty of naked skin, but you’ve also got enough body hair that the clippers need to come out occasionally.
Shave him today, admire your beautiful naked dog…
Two weeks later:
“Well where in the Sam Hill did all THAT come from?” 😂
It’s like mowing the yard in West Virginia in May.
You KNOW you just did it.
Nobody cares. It’s back.
3️⃣ HAIRY HAIRLESS — around 75% body hair
Now we’re getting into some foolishness. 😂
Genetically hairless?
YES.
Actually looking hairless without grooming?
Wellllll… bless its heart. 🤣
These babies can have gorgeous furnishings, but they’ve also got enough body hair to make you wonder if somebody switched puppies while you weren’t looking.
You shave.
You clip.
You admire.
You turn around twice…
and that sucker is trying to grow britches again. 😂
4️⃣ EXTREME / VERY HAIRY HAIRLESS — approaching nearly 100% body coverage
NOW HOLD ON.
This is where somebody new to the breed looks at me and says:
“Letha… you said that dog was HAIRLESS.”
And I say:
“Genetically, honey. I said GENETICALLY.” 🤣🤣🤣
Because this joker can be covered almost head to toe.
The hairless gene is technically present, but apparently it showed up Monday morning, punched the time clock and spent the rest of the shift hiding in the bathroom. 😂
Freshly groomed?
Beautiful hairless Crested.
Let that coat grow?
Sir, we appear to have misplaced the naked dog.
This is like buying a w**d eater because you wanted a low-maintenance yard and accidentally purchasing 17 acres in July. 🤣
And THEN…
5️⃣ THE POWDERPUFF
We have officially left Naked County. 😂
The Powderpuff does not carry the dominant hairless allele. A Puff inherits the coated version from both parents, giving you a fully coated Chinese Crested.
And when I say coated…
Honey, that dog came prepared for winter.
Head hair.
Body hair.
Leg hair.
Tail hair.
Hair blowing through the house like she’s starring in a shampoo commercial. 😂
And somebody always says:
“Well at least I won’t have to shave that one!”
Correct.
Now you get to BRUSH IT.
And if you don’t?
That coat will mat faster than Southern women can clear a Dollar General shelf when they hear snow is coming. 🤣🤣🤣
So there you have it:
TRUE HAIRLESS: Somebody stole his clothes.
MODERATE: Found half his clothes.
HAIRY: Wearing britches and pretending he isn’t.
EXTREME HAIRY: Fully dressed but his DNA is still yelling “I’M NAKED!”
POWDERPUFF: Showed up in a fur coat wondering what foolishness the other four are involved in. 😂
And THAT, my friends, is why when somebody tells a longtime Crested breeder,
“I want one of those hairless dogs because I don’t want to deal with hair…”
We don’t argue.
We just smile…
because they ain’t ready for this lesson yet. 🤣🐾