06/03/2026
🏹 Groomer Games Day 1 Update 🏹
The arena is alive.
District Trenton tribute Ren has encountered one of the most feared creatures in the Groomer Games:
🐺 The Husky.
Witnesses report the beast has chosen the ancient battle strategy known as “scream like I’m being murdered while absolutely nothing is happening.”
Current status:
🎤 Husky vocal volume: 11/10
🛁 Actual danger level: 0/10
😐 Ren’s patience: being tested by the gods themselves
📺 Everyone else in the salon: receiving a free concert
As cannon fire has not sounded, we can confirm both tribute and husky remain alive.
May the odds be ever in Ren’s favor. 🏹🐺💀
👍Sidenote just for any potential Karens - Nova is absolutely fine. She literally talked the entire time she was there and mom knows how dramatic she is but unfortunately she has to get a bath and blow out every once in awhile 😅🫡
If you own a husky you already know