Poop Patrol

10/10/2026

🧖‍♀️🐾 RELAX. UNWIND. WE’LL HANDLE THE CRAP. 💩
You deserve a break from scooping, too! Spend your time enjoying your family, relaxing in your backyard, or simply enjoying life. Let P**p Patrol handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a cleaner yard and one less chore on your to-do list. 🏡✨

🐾 Reliable dog waste removal
🌿 A cleaner yard
⏰ More time for what matters

📍 Serving Franklin/Brentwood and surrounding areas
🌐 www.p**p-patrol.net

P**p Patrol — We scoop so you don’t have to!

06/30/2026

Life’s too short to spend it picking up p**p. 💩☀️

While you’re floating down the river with your best friend, we’re back home handling the business your best friend left behind.

You make the memories.
We’ll make the yard spotless.

🐾 P**p Patrol
Because weekends are for adventures—not p**p scooping.

06/22/2026

72.8 million dogs.
30,000 tons of p**p.
Every. Single. Day.

That’s not a typo. That’s America’s backyard.

The good news? Your yard doesn’t have to be part of the problem.

We’ll handle the crap so you can enjoy your lawn. 💩🐾

**pPatrol

06/10/2026

Some people spend their weekends picking up dog p**p.

Our customers spend theirs doing literally anything else. 😎🐾

Thanks, Kat, for the 5-star review! We’re proud to keep yards clean, gates locked, and p**p off your to-do list. 💩🚫

06/08/2026

🎣 This summer, the only thing you should be catching is fish.

Not bacteria.
Not parasites.
Not whatever science experiment is brewing in the dog p**p that’s been baking in your backyard for two weeks. 🤢

Trade the germs for a fishing rod.

We’ll handle the p**p.
You handle the lake.

🐶💩 ➡️ 🎣😎

06/03/2026

🐶🍹 “I don’t pick up my own p**p... and neither should my humans!”

Summer is for pool floats, margaritas, and backyard fun—not dodging little surprises in the grass. ☀️

Let P**p Patrol handle the dirty work while you enjoy a cleaner, fresher yard all season long.

Because life’s too short to spend it scooping p**p. 💩✨

Who’s ready to retire from p**p duty? 🙋‍♀️🐾

Message us for a free quote and see why so many of your neighbors are saying goodbye to p**p patrol duty and hello to poolside vibes! 😎🐾

hello@p**p-patrol.net

615-601-1583

Affordable, professional dog waste removal serving Franklin, Brentwood, and surrounding areas with exceptional customer service, clear communication, and a streamlined workflow. We handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a cleaner yard!

06/02/2026

💩🐶 Do you know what’s lurking in your yard?

Dog waste can create odors, attract unwanted bacteria, and keep you from fully enjoying your outdoor space. Don’t let the mess pile up!

At P**p Patrol, we handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a cleaner, healthier yard without the hassle.

✅ Saves you time
✅ Cleaner yard
✅ Eliminates odors
✅ Healthier lawn
✅ No more surprises!

Ready to reclaim your backyard?

📞 615-601-1583
🌐 www.p**p-patrol.net

Serving Middle Tennessee with reliable, professional dog waste removal services. Contact us today for a free quote!

05/30/2026

We truly appreciate every review and recommendation from our amazing customers 🙏. Our goal is to provide reliable, professional service and make life a little easier for pet owners. Knowing that our work makes a difference means the world to us. Thank you for trusting us with your yard, and we look forward to continuing to serve you and your furry friends!

05/27/2026

⛳️ Keeping Tennessee lawns under par… one scoop at a time. 💩🐾

Let’s be honest — your dog may be adorable, but their “yard work” skills? Not exactly championship level. That’s where we come in.

We handle the dirty work so your backyard stays clean, fresh, and ready for kids, cookouts, and barefoot walks — not surprise hazards in the grass. Think country club greens… minus the hidden landmines. 😅

Whether you’ve got one pup or a whole furry foursome, we’ll keep your yard looking tee-rific all season long.

🏌️ “We take your lawn from the ruff to the fairway.”

05/26/2026

Rain ☔️. Thunder ⚡️. Dark clouds 🌧️.
We still show up.

At the end of the day, your pups still need a clean yard — and we take pride in being the team you can count on no matter the weather. From scorching summer heat to stormy Tennessee skies, we’re out there getting the job done so you don’t have to.

Reliable service. Clean yards. Happy dogs. Every single week. 🐾