05/05/2026
CINCO DE MAYO SPECIAL: Extra Spicy, Zero Chill.
Meet Paco. He’s a 10-year-old Chiweenie who is approximately 2 lbs of dog and 9 lbs of pure, unadulterated "Don't Touch Me."
We tried to be subtle, but Paco isn’t subtle, so we’re being blunt: Paco is a bite-first, ask-questions-later kind of guy. He doesn’t want to meet your mom, he doesn’t want to go to the park, and he definitely doesn't want a bath. If you try to pick him up before he’s ready, he will personally verify that you still have feeling in your fingers.
Why would you want him?
Because once he decides you’re his "person," you are his entire world. He is the ultimate lap-warmer for someone who hates people as much as he does.
The Paco Requirements:
The "Unicorn" Owner: A single-person home. No kids, no visitors, no "can I pet your dog?" people.
The Space: A fenced yard is a MUST. Paco doesn't "do" walks; he prefers to yell at leaves from the safety of his own kingdom.
The Vibe: You must be okay with being ignored for the first week (or more). If you try to force a friendship, Paco will choose violence.
Paco is neutered, UTD on shots, and looking for a fellow hermit within 2 hours of Florence, KY.
Apply (if you’re brave enough): www.pawprintsnky.com 🐾