05/14/2026
Hey guys, it’s Tank here… let me tell you a story.
So first… I had a delicious snack.
It was food on a stick. Honestly? 10/10. I swallowed the whole thing in one bite because I am an efficient king. 🌭✨
My parents kept saying things like “OH MY GOSH” and “EMERGENCY.” Personally, I thought maybe they were just worried I’d get gas.
Anyway… I rolled up to Robinson 24 Hour Veterinary Hospital like the celebrity I am. Met these really cool girls. One of them even let me p*e HER pants. She said she didn’t want me to feel embarrassed, so she took the heat for me. Respect. 🤝
Then everybody cuddled me while I got a little woozy. Next thing I know, I wake up and people are CHEERING. Apparently they were excited about getting “the stick” out of my belly?
Weird behavior considering I LOVE sticks. Not sure why they won’t let me have it back… but whatever
I had a great time, got tons of snuggles, and now I’m back home with my crew. 💛🐶
10/10 experience.
Would absolutely eat questionable snacks again.
