09/03/2026
Hi. It’s me. Nero. 🐾
Just a quick PSA…
If you don’t book with my mom regularly, she starts looking at me like an open appointment.
Next thing I know?
Bath. Blow dry. Full makeover. No warning. No consent.
I was minding my business being a little crusty and suddenly I’m “squeezed in.”
And I hate that for me.
…anyway apparently I “needed it” 🙄
So do yourself a favor—
book your dog on time so I can live my best, slightly overgrown life in peace.
— management 🐶✂️