08/29/2026
HEY. YOU. YEAH, YOU. MOM. DAD. We need to talk.
I heard you’ve been making plans.
Something about “going away.”
And “having fun.”
And “taking a little break.”
A BREAK?!?! ....FROM ME?!
WHO is going to bring me my hay?
WHO is going to give me my grain?
WHO is going to provide my crackers and snackies at my command?!
I WILL PERISH.
..Okay, fine ....I probably won’t perish.
But I will stand here and stare at you like this until you feel the guilt. 👀
And don't even get me started on the possibility of you leaving me with NO CRACKERS.
I've heard through the fence lines ⬆️ these folks can help.
They can come check on me, keep my hay pile appropriately stocked, and make sure I have what I need, while you go off gallivanting without me.
You're welcome.
Now… about those crackers.