05/09/2026
Copy and pasted from a non public group and had to share!! 😂🤭🤪🤭😂
Just a word of caution from Star valley Wyoming.
Before you come to our area to visit you must be aware of what is happening here.
People are moving to Star valley, Wyoming in record numbers, there's a housing shortage, rent has doubled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers...
So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing at our mountains, rivers, lakes or on our prairies this summer, I think you should know that red ants, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a dryer than usual spring.
Bobcats have eaten all domesticated animals and some small children.
The local bear and deer population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.
The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation, except for the abundance of psilocybin mushrooms.
We have had bear sightings at every park and town... and some cougars in motel rooms.
Watch out for the jackalopes, they have been extremely aggressive this season.
We have Bigfoot invading our parks, and porcupines "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest.
Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.
Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, flying ants, and swarms of Mormon crickets and even some Alabama grasshoppers.
Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs and automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food, and biting like crazy.
I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.
Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.
And don't forget the huge potholes sucking up farms and whole neighborhoods in most places.
And let’s not even talk about the mosquito 🦟 problem, west Nile is not something to joke about just ask the local horse population. 😉😆😆
